^ And the reason why you know about it, is because you tried it first, and referred it to Hobojesus.

^ Mhhh, you pick:

Well the reason you know that, is because you sucked some almighty/know-it-all's balls for information!

Or:

You smell like the substance of the glass which has been standing next to me for about a month....

Alohamora(or something like that)

^15 year old male...looks like 13 year old female.

^ 18 year old male... looks like a baby!

http://img166.imageshack.us/img166/3711/poopy4it.jpg

^ Girlfriend gave birth to do that hideous thing and she said "He has your face"

She must have been having an affair. She couldn't remember whether it was my baby or yours.

Guess it was yours, then!

^Wants to molest Frances' avatar and have another freaky lookin' baby.

^
Check your genes, you might find my DNA.
Check your mom's jeans, you might find a love stain.

Wow you're smart become a rapper 8-)