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Old 05-08-2006, 11:42 AM   #501 (permalink)
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I brag about ****ing Oprah, that'd be the s**t!
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Old 05-08-2006, 02:09 PM   #502 (permalink)
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We went back there and they had come and hacked off every inoculated arm. There they were in a pile. A pile of little arms. And I remember... I... I... I cried. I wept like some grandmother. I wanted to tear my teeth out. I didn't know what I wanted to do. And I want to remember it. I never want to forget it. I never want to forget. And then I realized... like I was shot... like I was shot with a diamond... a diamond bullet right through my forehead. And I thought: My God... the genius of that.
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Old 05-08-2006, 02:14 PM   #503 (permalink)
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^ would like to view erotica novels in the public library...if only he could read.
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Old 05-08-2006, 02:17 PM   #504 (permalink)
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^ would like to read erotica novels if he could get an erection
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We went back there and they had come and hacked off every inoculated arm. There they were in a pile. A pile of little arms. And I remember... I... I... I cried. I wept like some grandmother. I wanted to tear my teeth out. I didn't know what I wanted to do. And I want to remember it. I never want to forget it. I never want to forget. And then I realized... like I was shot... like I was shot with a diamond... a diamond bullet right through my forehead. And I thought: My God... the genius of that.
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Old 05-08-2006, 02:18 PM   #505 (permalink)
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^can't tell when he's getting an erection.
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Old 05-08-2006, 02:18 PM   #506 (permalink)
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^ is an erection.
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Old 05-08-2006, 02:20 PM   #507 (permalink)
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We went back there and they had come and hacked off every inoculated arm. There they were in a pile. A pile of little arms. And I remember... I... I... I cried. I wept like some grandmother. I wanted to tear my teeth out. I didn't know what I wanted to do. And I want to remember it. I never want to forget it. I never want to forget. And then I realized... like I was shot... like I was shot with a diamond... a diamond bullet right through my forehead. And I thought: My God... the genius of that.
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Old 05-08-2006, 02:20 PM   #508 (permalink)
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^I forgot protection. Tell your wife I'm sorry, but we'll have to make another date. We all know what happened last time I forgot protection

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Old 05-08-2006, 02:21 PM   #509 (permalink)
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^ she got herpes.

she says next time put plenty of johnny's on...to pack it out.
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Old 05-08-2006, 02:22 PM   #510 (permalink)
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