^Got a grill like this guy-http://smilies.vidahost.com/contrib/icw/003.gif

I brag about ****ing Oprah, that'd be the s**t!http://smilies.vidahost.com/contrib/tweetz/hump.gif

^ likes to view the erotica novels in the public library

^ would like to view erotica novels in the public library...if only he could read.

^ would like to read erotica novels if he could get an erection

^can't tell when he's getting an erection.

^ is an erection.

^ is a blubbering vagina

^I forgot protection. Tell your wife I'm sorry, but we'll have to make another date. We all know what happened last time I forgot protection:laughing:

EDIT: For right-track.

^ she got herpes.

she says next time put plenty of johnny's on...to pack it out.

^ u gave it to her