^obviously has way too much time on his hands

^Spells Led Zeppelin as Lead Zeplin

^ thinks his mom has good poontang

^knows from personal experience that she does ;)

* how is that an insult.. for all you know i could be your dad*

^would have been youre dad......but the line was too long

^who's your daddy? *spank*

^likes skeevy old men in thongs sucking on frozen bananas under palm trees while reading time magazine in a hammock.......a dirty, dirty hammock.

^ doesn't know I'd do him for free. (sucks for you)

fixed.
aha.