^gave david dramond (sp?) the inspiration for ten thousand fists after a delightful evening of scotch and astroglide

^was not half-baked but completely baked when thinking of an insult

^ likes george michael a little too much

^was actually kicked out of hell for annoying the **** out of Satan.

^is fat.

^smells like a hot day in Compton and the garbageman hasn't, nor ever will, come.

^ is smeat

^eats smegma on crackers

^ What on Earth is smegma??

I'm baffled... :confused:

^Has never encountered smegma.

Because he has no penis.