offensive jokes *giggles* (track, quote)

Levithan · 10-05-2006, 07:39 PM

They were doing an interview with Steve Irwin before his death:
Presenter: So Steve as a child what was your favourite television show
Steve: Thats a tough question. I always loved Thunderbirds...But Stingray was close to my heart...

HA

Whats worse than 1 dead baby and 9 bins...

9 dead babies in one bin

swim · 10-05-2006, 08:33 PM

there was an armless legless girl laying on the beach and an guy came you to her and "Is there anything I can do to help you?" She said I've never been hugged before so he hugged her. Another guy came along and was like is there anything I can do to help you and she said I've never been kissed before so he kissed her. Anothe guy came up and said is there anything I can do to help you and she said I've never been fucked before so he picked her up, threw her in the ocean and goes now you're ****ed.

Blain · 10-05-2006, 08:53 PM

lol thats a good one

sleepy jack · 10-05-2006, 11:43 PM

Niceeoneswim.

http://www.pitchforkmedia.com/articl...3/Jet_Shine_On

lolz.

Skid Mark · 10-10-2006, 08:02 AM

I feel bad about posting this... but i'll get over it

What's the worst part about raping a deaf chick?
Breaking her hands so she can't tell anyone

~~[MERIT]~~ · 10-11-2006, 06:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Skid Mark

I feel bad about posting this... but i'll get over it

What's the worst part about raping a deaf chick?
Breaking her hands so she can't tell anyone

~~[MERIT]~~ · 10-11-2006, 07:44 PM

but in all fairness, deaf ppl can talk....kinda. its probably mute's that youre thinking of.

Skid Mark · 10-12-2006, 12:10 AM

yeah, but they still use sign language... i don't know, i was just re-telling it the way it was heard

~~[MERIT]~~ · 10-12-2006, 10:13 AM

either way its still a good one

~~[MERIT]~~ · 10-19-2006, 11:31 PM

so theres a church service going on and all of a sudden the devil rises up and terrorizes the church. everyone is screaming and running away except for one old man. satan goes over to him and says "dont you know who i am?!" th eold man says "yes, youre the devil" then the devil says "and youre not afraid of me?!" and the old man says "nope" then satans asks "why not?!" and the old man replies "because ive been married to your sister for 30 years!"

10-05-2006, 08:33 PM	#402 (permalink)
swim dontcareaboutyou Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: North Carolina Posts: 5,188	there was an armless legless girl laying on the beach and an guy came you to her and "Is there anything I can do to help you?" She said I've never been hugged before so he hugged her. Another guy came along and was like is there anything I can do to help you and she said I've never been kissed before so he kissed her. Anothe guy came up and said is there anything I can do to help you and she said I've never been fucked before so he picked her up, threw her in the ocean and goes now you're ****ed. __________________ http://nakednaps.bandcamp.com/

10-05-2006, 08:53 PM	#403 (permalink)
Blain w0rd Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Suva, Fiji Posts: 1,034	lol thats a good one

10-10-2006, 08:02 AM	#405 (permalink)
Skid Mark Music Addict Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 210	I feel bad about posting this... but i'll get over it What's the worst part about raping a deaf chick? Breaking her hands so she can't tell anyone

10-11-2006, 07:44 PM	#407 (permalink)
~~[MERIT]~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Missouri, USA Posts: 4,814	but in all fairness, deaf ppl can talk....kinda. its probably mute's that youre thinking of.

10-12-2006, 12:10 AM	#408 (permalink)
Skid Mark Music Addict Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 210	yeah, but they still use sign language... i don't know, i was just re-telling it the way it was heard

10-12-2006, 10:13 AM	#409 (permalink)
~~[MERIT]~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Missouri, USA Posts: 4,814	either way its still a good one

10-19-2006, 11:31 PM	#410 (permalink)
~~[MERIT]~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Missouri, USA Posts: 4,814	so theres a church service going on and all of a sudden the devil rises up and terrorizes the church. everyone is screaming and running away except for one old man. satan goes over to him and says "dont you know who i am?!" th eold man says "yes, youre the devil" then the devil says "and youre not afraid of me?!" and the old man says "nope" then satans asks "why not?!" and the old man replies "because ive been married to your sister for 30 years!"