offensive jokes *giggles* (quote, Whip)

Spikey · 12-21-2005, 01:26 AM

Ha! Yes maybe...It's a music forum so da...Yeah it's crazy

They are so naive..
Even I don't think I'm up to it..

Do you think I should go for it?

PerFeCTioNThrUSileNCe · 12-21-2005, 01:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Merkaba

Do retirees know how to use the internet?

have i told you how much i love you?

Spikey · 12-21-2005, 01:31 AM

I need advice please? I just want your opinion...Should I go for it?

PerFeCTioNThrUSileNCe · 12-21-2005, 01:33 AM

being a mod?

sure.....

if you want to.

i could really give a **** less.......because this is the only foru that im part of.

Spikey · 12-21-2005, 01:34 AM

Thank you for the advice.

I think want to take it...I will post no more because I'm spamming again.

12-21-2005, 01:35 AM

every post you make is spam....

half_baked87 · 12-21-2005, 01:09 PM

SO whats the difference between a rich irishman and a poor irishman?

they both piss in the sink, but the rich one takes the dishes out first.

**Scarlett O'Hara** · 12-21-2005, 04:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pastor of muppets

every post you make is spam....

So true!

Merkaba · 12-21-2005, 10:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spikey

Thank you for the advice.

I think want to take it...I will post no more because I'm spamming again.

I'll be offended if you're just joking.

MURDER JUNKIE · 12-22-2005, 01:45 AM

A man had just won the lottery and decided with his new found wealth he would get himself a new penis.
He goes to the plastic surgeon's office and the surgeon asks him just how big he wants to go. The man thinks about it and says that he isn't really sure but he will know it when he sees it.
The surgeon whips out a book and they begin thumbing through. He produces a picture of a horse penis and the man replies he wants bigger.
The surgeon produces a picture of a giraffe penis and the man replies that he wants to go bigger.
The surgeon the produces a picture of an elephant and the man exclaims that is is exactly what he wants.The surgeon replies that it is about the biggest penis out there and the man interupts and says that he doesn't want the penis but the trunk. The surgeon explains that it has never been done before however if money is no object it can be done.
After a significant amount of healing the man is out on his first date with his new penis and takes his date to the fanciest place in town. There is an 8pc cutlery setting, candles and basket of crusty rolls on the table. He sits down with his date and after a few minutes of conversation his new penis jumps up onto the table,grabs a crusty roll and disappears.
The man's date says "what was that?" to which the man replies "that's my new penis,it kind of gets away from me sometimes" His date is intrigued and says "do it again" The man says "I would love to but I don't think my arsehole could handle another crusty roll"

12-21-2005, 01:26 AM	#101 (permalink)
Spikey Music Addict Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 277	Ha! Yes maybe...It's a music forum so da...Yeah it's crazy They are so naive.. Even I don't think I'm up to it.. Do you think I should go for it? __________________ www.myspace.com/emeraldskyrock

12-21-2005, 01:31 AM	#103 (permalink)
Spikey Music Addict Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 277	I need advice please? I just want your opinion...Should I go for it? __________________ www.myspace.com/emeraldskyrock

12-21-2005, 01:34 AM	#105 (permalink)
Spikey Music Addict Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 277	Thank you for the advice. I think want to take it...I will post no more because I'm spamming again. __________________ www.myspace.com/emeraldskyrock

12-21-2005, 01:35 AM	#106 (permalink)
pastor of muppets Guest Posts: n/a	every post you make is spam....

12-21-2005, 01:09 PM	#107 (permalink)
half_baked87 sammichestime Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Canada Posts: 380	SO whats the difference between a rich irishman and a poor irishman? they both piss in the sink, but the rich one takes the dishes out first.

12-22-2005, 01:45 AM	#110 (permalink)
MURDER JUNKIE The Wetter The Better!! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: SH1TTY London Ontario Canada Posts: 2,504	A man had just won the lottery and decided with his new found wealth he would get himself a new penis. He goes to the plastic surgeon's office and the surgeon asks him just how big he wants to go. The man thinks about it and says that he isn't really sure but he will know it when he sees it. The surgeon whips out a book and they begin thumbing through. He produces a picture of a horse penis and the man replies he wants bigger. The surgeon produces a picture of a giraffe penis and the man replies that he wants to go bigger. The surgeon the produces a picture of an elephant and the man exclaims that is is exactly what he wants.The surgeon replies that it is about the biggest penis out there and the man interupts and says that he doesn't want the penis but the trunk. The surgeon explains that it has never been done before however if money is no object it can be done. After a significant amount of healing the man is out on his first date with his new penis and takes his date to the fanciest place in town. There is an 8pc cutlery setting, candles and basket of crusty rolls on the table. He sits down with his date and after a few minutes of conversation his new penis jumps up onto the table,grabs a crusty roll and disappears. The man's date says "what was that?" to which the man replies "that's my new penis,it kind of gets away from me sometimes" His date is intrigued and says "do it again" The man says "I would love to but I don't think my arsehole could handle another crusty roll"