offensive jokes *giggles* (quote)

TrampInaTux · 04-16-2006, 01:52 PM

That reminds me, do you know what Manchester United and a 3 pin plug have in common?

They are both useless in Europe

mosesandtherubberducky · 04-23-2006, 05:15 PM

How do you make a little girl cry twice?

You wipe the blood on your willy off on her teddy bear.

jr. · 04-23-2006, 06:42 PM

That's just wrong.

Ok, this isn't offensive, but it struck me funny.

A man is sitting in his lving room, and the doorbell rings. He gets up and answers, and there's no one there. He looks up and down his porch....nothing. He glances down, and there on the doormat, there's a snail, looking up at him. Disgusted, he picks the snail up and tosses it across the street.

Three weeks later, the doorbell rings again. The man opens the door, and there is the snail, looking up at him.

And the snail says "What's up with that?"

jazzfromhell · 04-23-2006, 06:51 PM

^

I like simple jokes, like that.

TrampInaTux · 04-24-2006, 01:53 PM

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Originally Posted by mosesandtherubberducky

How do you make a little girl cry twice?

You wipe the blood on your willy off on her teddy bear.

What's wrong with your mind?

PerFeCTioNThrUSileNCe · 04-24-2006, 04:00 PM

^that joke doesnt even make any sense.

mosesandtherubberducky · 04-24-2006, 04:04 PM

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Originally Posted by PerFeCTioNThrUSileNCe

^that joke doesnt even make any sense.

Jesus I've had to explain this one many times. K, so (this is why it is *supposed* to be funny) you rape the little girl and she crys, then you wipe the blood on your willy from the raping onto her teddy. She cries again.

littleknowitall · 04-24-2006, 04:06 PM

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Originally Posted by mosesandtherubberducky

Jesus I've had to explain this one many times. K, so (this is why it is *supposed* to be funny) you rape the little girl and she crys, then you wipe the blood on your willy from the raping onto her teddy. She cries again.

oh.....well i've lost my appetite. *puts down food*

PerFeCTioNThrUSileNCe · 04-24-2006, 04:06 PM

^thats past offensive....thats just disgusting.

littleknowitall · 04-24-2006, 04:07 PM

disgustingly funny

04-23-2006, 05:15 PM	#222 (permalink)
mosesandtherubberducky butt say x Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: so i read the question as "Where YOU live" which was kinda funny instead of "Where you live" Posts: 1,649	How do you make a little girl cry twice? You wipe the blood on your willy off on her teddy bear. __________________ Can I have a youtube video for a sig? There's a thing that says "Wrap [YOUTUBE] tags around selected text"

04-23-2006, 06:42 PM	#223 (permalink)
jr. Seeker of Peace Join Date: May 2005 Location: Newark, De. Posts: 341	That's just wrong. Ok, this isn't offensive, but it struck me funny. A man is sitting in his lving room, and the doorbell rings. He gets up and answers, and there's no one there. He looks up and down his porch....nothing. He glances down, and there on the doormat, there's a snail, looking up at him. Disgusted, he picks the snail up and tosses it across the street. Three weeks later, the doorbell rings again. The man opens the door, and there is the snail, looking up at him. And the snail says "What's up with that?" __________________ Be strong then, and enter into your own body; there you have a solid place for your feet. ~ Kabir

04-16-2006, 01:52 PM	#221 (permalink)
TrampInaTux that's my war face. Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 1,418	That reminds me, do you know what Manchester United and a 3 pin plug have in common? They are both useless in Europe

04-23-2006, 06:51 PM	#224 (permalink)
jazzfromhell SHAKE! Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: On the A train. Posts: 205	^ I like simple jokes, like that.

04-24-2006, 04:07 PM	#230 (permalink)
littleknowitall Pow! Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 1,671	disgustingly funny