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Old 07-15-2014, 01:16 AM   #531 (permalink)
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"No mas siestas en casa."
"No mas siestas en todos casas?"
"No. No mas siestas en esta casa."
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Old 07-15-2014, 01:36 AM   #532 (permalink)
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"No mas siestas en casa."
"No mas siestas en todos casas?"
"No. No mas siestas en esta casa."


Google Translate has made this neither offensive nor a joke.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 07-15-2014, 01:44 AM   #533 (permalink)
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you really needed google translate for that?
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Old 07-15-2014, 01:48 AM   #534 (permalink)
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you really needed google translate for that?
I got the gist, I just didn't get the joke.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 07-15-2014, 01:52 AM   #535 (permalink)
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It's the lyrics to a mariachi song I made about a family getting evicted. In honor of my friend Brandon.

No mas dinero por mi camida
Y no mas cristal por el realidad.
Oigo Sr. Blanco teine el
Bueno cristales son azules!

Me iré pronto.
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Old 07-16-2014, 11:47 PM   #536 (permalink)
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 08-08-2014, 07:17 AM   #537 (permalink)
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 08-13-2014, 01:27 PM   #538 (permalink)
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How did Helen Keller lose her virginity?

Her dad accidentally left the plunger in the toilet.
Hahaha yes! I'm definitely using this one hahaha

Here is one I heard from a guy while I was in Scotland..
Not really offensive, but whatever


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Old 08-23-2014, 05:33 AM   #539 (permalink)
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LOL, is the second one a real 9/11 jumper? If so they go really well beside each other.
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Old 08-23-2014, 12:26 PM   #540 (permalink)
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LOL, is the second one a real 9/11 jumper? If so they go really well beside each other.
I'm assuming so.
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