bungalow

Please shut up.
You didn't say a word at any of the racist jokes, baby killing jokes, sexist jokes, or any other joke in this thread for that matter. You standing up against that joke, and saying "What happed to the Jews wasn't funny", obviously means that in your eyes, the other jokes were funny. So, one can only assume that you find murdering babies, lynching black people, desecrating women, and any other jokes in this thread are funny. If you're going to stand up for the injustices against the Jews, then why haven't you stood up for any other Ethnic group?

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Scouser walks into a Manchester pub and asked for a pint of lager.
Recognising a Scouse accent, the whole pub falls silent and turns to look at the man.
Realising he has made a bad mistake he turns and heads for the door.
The barman says "Where the fuck do you think your off to, yer granny robbing Scouse dolite. Your going nowhere till you roll the dice".
"What do you mean, roll the dice?", replies the bin dipper.
"Well if you roll 1 to 5 you get your teeth kicked in". Says the barman.
"What if I roll a six?" says the Scouser.
Barman replies, "You get another go!"

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Three men, a Scouser, a Manc and a Rasta all in the maternity ward waiting for their partners to give birth. The midwife comes out and tells them congratulations, they're all fathers of beautiful healthy boys, however unfortunately they've run out of the name tags, and the babies have been mixed up, so if they could each go in and identify their sons from any family resemblance etc. The Manc wants to go first, so in he goes and comes out with a black baby The Rasta looks a bit confused, "excuse me", he said, "but don't you think he's likely to be mine ?" "Probably", said the Manc, "but one of them in there's a scouser, and I'm takin' no chances !!!!!"

TrampInaTux

I totally agree with PerfectionThruSilence. That was an awful joke. It was personal, offensive and even showed extremely bad taste in an Offensive Jokes thread. It didn't make me laugh and I don't know who would laugh at such a thing.

















April Fools.

Merkaba

Haha, I take it a scouser is some form of football species that no mancunian is allowed to even consider worthwhile?

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Scouser = inhabitant of Liverpool.

Liverpool is the worlds most notorius slum. It was established as a major slum in 1971 when Karl Shanks Scallio who was crowned leader, was exiled there from the respectable city of Salford for robbing too many Pensioners. Since then the situation has deteriorated, poverty is at 98%, 9 out of 10 children don't know who their biological father is. Things came to head in early 1996 when the whole of the slum had to be fenced off to protect the elderly. As of 2005 things seem to be only getting worse, tanks and helicopters were recently sent in to help protect the OAPs who wanted to collect their pensions. Some plus points though, 10% of households now have running water, electricity and sewage, and there are now 249 telephones in operation.

TrampInaTux

haha. There are just some things that you really need to be British for, huh?

rocknrollstar5

What do you call a scouser in a suit?





The ACCUSED

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What do you call a Scouser in a semi-detatced house?
A burgler.

What do you call a Scouse girl in a white shell suit?
The bride.

tdoc210

what do you call a scouser in a bowl haircut and a suit and appears on tv?
a beatle

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We went back there and they had come and hacked off every inoculated arm. There they were in a pile. A pile of little arms. And I remember... I... I... I cried. I wept like some grandmother. I wanted to tear my teeth out. I didn't know what I wanted to do. And I want to remember it. I never want to forget it. I never want to forget. And then I realized... like I was shot... like I was shot with a diamond... a diamond bullet right through my forehead. And I thought: My God... the genius of that.