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Old 07-20-2017, 02:35 PM   #651 (permalink)
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Old 06-14-2018, 08:08 PM   #652 (permalink)
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 06-14-2018, 08:27 PM   #653 (permalink)
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Why aren’t there any Puerto Ricans on Star Trek?

They won’t work in the future, either.
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Old 06-14-2018, 08:51 PM   #654 (permalink)
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Why are there no Cubans on Star Trek?

Cause you can't install wrap drive on a 57 Chevy.
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Old 06-14-2018, 09:00 PM   #655 (permalink)
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or a warp drive.
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Why are there no Cubans on Star Trek?

Cause you can't install warp drive on a 57 Chevy.
ftfy.


That reminds me of this one...


What do Cubans do when they get a flat tire?

They drown.
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Old 06-14-2018, 09:12 PM   #657 (permalink)
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ftfy.


That reminds me of this one...


What do Cubans do when they get a flat tire?

They drown.
*snort*
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Old 06-14-2018, 09:19 PM   #658 (permalink)
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That reminds me of this one...


What do Cubans do when they get a flat tire?

They drown.
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Old 06-14-2018, 09:25 PM   #659 (permalink)
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or a warp drive.
Dammit Kirk, I'm a dyslexic not a comedian.

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That reminds me of this one...


What do Cubans do when they get a flat tire?

They drown.
I was like 'ha' at first, thinking the flat tire caused their car spun out of control and off the island into the ocean. Then I realized it was about Cubans that were trying to escape to America and thought about my Cuban friends and I was all sad like.
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Old 07-08-2018, 09:49 PM   #660 (permalink)
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What kind of manic depressive animal lives at the Arctic?

A bipolar bear.
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