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07-20-2017, 02:35 PM | #651 (permalink) |
SOPHIE FOREVER
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Say what you will about Hitler, but at least he never tested on animals.
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06-14-2018, 08:08 PM | #652 (permalink) | |
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06-14-2018, 08:27 PM | #653 (permalink) |
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Why aren’t there any Puerto Ricans on Star Trek?
They won’t work in the future, either. |
06-14-2018, 08:51 PM | #654 (permalink) | |
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Why are there no Cubans on Star Trek?
Cause you can't install wrap drive on a 57 Chevy.
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"it counts in our hearts" ?ºº? “I have nothing to offer anybody, except my own confusion.” Jack Kerouac. “If one listens to the wrong kind of music, he will become the wrong kind of person.” Aristotle. "If you tried to give Rock and Roll another name, you might call it 'Chuck Berry'." John Lennon "I look for ambiguity when I'm writing because life is ambiguous." Keith Richards |
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06-14-2018, 09:06 PM | #656 (permalink) | |
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That reminds me of this one... What do Cubans do when they get a flat tire? They drown. |
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06-14-2018, 09:12 PM | #657 (permalink) | |
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*snort*
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06-14-2018, 09:25 PM | #659 (permalink) | |
carpe musicam
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Dammit Kirk, I'm a dyslexic not a comedian.
I was like 'ha' at first, thinking the flat tire caused their car spun out of control and off the island into the ocean. Then I realized it was about Cubans that were trying to escape to America and thought about my Cuban friends and I was all sad like.
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"it counts in our hearts" ?ºº? “I have nothing to offer anybody, except my own confusion.” Jack Kerouac. “If one listens to the wrong kind of music, he will become the wrong kind of person.” Aristotle. "If you tried to give Rock and Roll another name, you might call it 'Chuck Berry'." John Lennon "I look for ambiguity when I'm writing because life is ambiguous." Keith Richards |
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