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Old 11-29-2016, 11:05 PM   #641 (permalink)
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Old 11-29-2016, 11:06 PM   #642 (permalink)
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How you gonna clap for this and not my school joke
Have you ever considered that maybe you're just not funny?
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Old 11-29-2016, 11:11 PM   #643 (permalink)
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I got it from twitch chat, and it was epic. I'm the first to admit I'm not funny to anyone but myself.
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Old 11-29-2016, 11:11 PM   #644 (permalink)
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Have you ever considered that maybe you're just not funny?
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Old 11-29-2016, 11:15 PM   #645 (permalink)
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I got it from twitch chat, and it was epic. I'm the first to admit I'm not funny to anyone but myself.
Hey, in my experience, if you can make yourself laugh, you're funny to someone.
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Old 11-29-2016, 11:17 PM   #646 (permalink)
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Hey, in my experience, if you can make yourself laugh, you're funny to someone.
You really didn't like the school joke? I figured you and batty would greatly appreciate it. I posted it for YOU
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Old 11-29-2016, 11:18 PM   #647 (permalink)
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You really didn't like the school joke? I figured you and batty would greatly appreciate it. I posted it for YOU
I can fake laugh if that makes you feel better.
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Old 11-29-2016, 11:38 PM   #648 (permalink)
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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