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Old 11-07-2016, 10:15 AM   #631 (permalink)
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What does a Jew with an erection get when he walks into a wall?

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A middle class job sounds like a boring menu option at a brothel

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Old 11-19-2016, 11:02 PM   #632 (permalink)
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Hey girl, are you a school? Cuz I wanna shoot the kids inside you.

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Old 11-19-2016, 11:31 PM   #633 (permalink)
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Old 11-19-2016, 11:38 PM   #634 (permalink)
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Two nonces are sitting on a park bench eyeing a six year old girl when one of them says to the other "I bet she was a looker in her day".
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Old 11-29-2016, 09:35 AM   #635 (permalink)
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Heard this in response to Trudeau's tweet praising Castro:

Stalin helped confront the obesity epidemic through his innovative agricultural techniques.
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Old 11-29-2016, 09:40 AM   #636 (permalink)
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What’s white and fourteen inches long?

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Old 11-29-2016, 10:41 PM   #637 (permalink)
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Old 11-29-2016, 11:01 PM   #638 (permalink)
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Why do Jew's like to watch porno's backwards? They love the part where the hooker gives the money back
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Old 11-29-2016, 11:03 PM   #639 (permalink)
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I bet they love the snowball and felching scenes too.

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