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Old 09-09-2016, 12:42 AM   #621 (permalink)
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Old 09-09-2016, 12:43 AM   #622 (permalink)
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Old 09-16-2016, 04:17 PM   #623 (permalink)
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Old 09-16-2016, 04:25 PM   #625 (permalink)
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I know a guy who told me he wanted to get a vasectomy, but in the end he didn't have the balls to do it.
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Old 09-16-2016, 04:32 PM   #626 (permalink)
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Old 09-16-2016, 04:34 PM   #627 (permalink)
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This thread is for offensive jokes.
But it says balls in it! hee hee!
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Old 11-06-2016, 03:45 PM   #628 (permalink)
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 11-06-2016, 05:28 PM   #629 (permalink)
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That is both funny and disgusting at the same time... you won the thread.
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Old 11-06-2016, 07:21 PM   #630 (permalink)
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