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08-05-2016, 11:33 PM | #582 (permalink) | ||
President spic
Join Date: May 2012
Location: Waxahatchee
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How come there were only 1200 Mexicans at the Alamo?
There was only two vans. What happens when you put your hand in a jelly bean jar? The black one takes your watch. A husband and wife have three kids. The oldest two are tall with red hair, and the youngest is small with black hair. The husband is on his death bed at the hospital. Right before he passes he asks his wife "Julie, please be honest, is our youngest boy actually mine?" Julie responds "of course he is darling. I would never lie to you about that". The husband dies. Then Julie says "Thank God he didn't ask about the other two.
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08-06-2016, 04:08 PM | #584 (permalink) |
Aficionado of Fine Filth
Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: You don't want to look in there.
Posts: 6,898
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What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a Disney movie?
Disney movies can still touch little kids. |
08-07-2016, 03:05 PM | #589 (permalink) |
Out of Place
Join Date: Nov 2011
Location: in an abstract house
Posts: 4,111
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Right and Oj didn't kill Nicole.
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