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Old 08-05-2016, 10:53 PM   #581 (permalink)
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Old 08-05-2016, 11:33 PM   #582 (permalink)
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There was only two vans.

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The black one takes your watch.

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Old 08-06-2016, 01:57 PM   #583 (permalink)
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If an illegal immigrant and a child molester got into a fist fight, would it be called Alien vs Predator?
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Old 08-06-2016, 04:08 PM   #584 (permalink)
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What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a Disney movie?

Disney movies can still touch little kids.
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What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a Disney movie?

Disney movies can still touch little kids.
I don't get it.
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Old 08-06-2016, 08:06 PM   #586 (permalink)
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Haha, michael jackson is dead? I think that's the joke.. idk.
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Haha, michael jackson is dead? I think that's the joke.. idk.
Yeah, but Michael Jackson never touched little kids.
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Old 08-06-2016, 09:25 PM   #588 (permalink)
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Old 08-07-2016, 03:05 PM   #589 (permalink)
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Right and Oj didn't kill Nicole.

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Old 08-07-2016, 03:29 PM   #590 (permalink)
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A prostitute can wash her crack and sell it later.
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