offensive jokes *giggles*

Isbjørn · 08-09-2015, 03:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Ninetales

my buddys gf was legitimately appalled that one of her friends booked a pedicure appointment on sept 11 this year. a very wtf experience for me to hear

What if no one actually gives a ****, but everybody feel like they have to act like it lest someone could get offended?

**Frownland** · 08-09-2015, 03:16 PM

Maybe they're shills for the U.S. Government and act all offended so that people uphold the official story.

DwnWthVwls · 08-14-2015, 10:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Frownland

9/11 was an inside job

ftfy

Key · 08-03-2016, 12:14 PM

**Frownland** · 08-03-2016, 12:20 PM

*2 businessmen smoking pot in their office in the North tower*

Frank: Whoa, did you hear that? It was like an explosion.
Doug: Chill out man you're just trippin.
Frank: I think I hear sirens! Do you think they're after us?
Doug: We're fine, relax.
Frank: I don't know man, I think I'm going to check in the hallway real quick and see if the coast is clear.
Doug: Whatever.

*Frank leaves and returns quickly*

Frank: It's more smoked out in there than it is in here!

The Batlord · 08-03-2016, 12:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Ki

DwnWthVwls · 08-03-2016, 01:33 PM

I used to be addicted to the hokey pokey, but then I turned myself around.

The Batlord · 08-03-2016, 01:37 PM

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Originally Posted by DwnWthVwls

I used to be addicted to the hokey pokey, but then I turned myself around.

DwnWthVwls · 08-03-2016, 03:27 PM

You know its brilliant.

Key · 08-03-2016, 03:28 PM

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Originally Posted by DwnWthVwls

You know its brilliant.

It is, when a 12 year old says it.

08-09-2015, 03:16 PM	#562 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,541	Maybe they're shills for the U.S. Government and act all offended so that people uphold the official story. __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x

08-03-2016, 12:20 PM	#565 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,541	2 businessmen smoking pot in their office in the North tower Frank: Whoa, did you hear that? It was like an explosion. Doug: Chill out man you're just trippin. Frank: I think I hear sirens! Do you think they're after us? Doug: We're fine, relax. Frank: I don't know man, I think I'm going to check in the hallway real quick and see if the coast is clear. Doug: Whatever. Frank leaves and returns quickly Frank: It's more smoked out in there than it is in here! __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x

08-03-2016, 12:14 PM	#564 (permalink)
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