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Old 10-31-2014, 11:13 PM   #551 (permalink)
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Old 12-21-2014, 08:31 AM   #552 (permalink)
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 08-07-2015, 02:02 PM   #553 (permalink)
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Old 08-07-2015, 02:04 PM   #554 (permalink)
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 08-07-2015, 02:06 PM   #555 (permalink)
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Is 9/11 offensive anymore? Bleeding heart patriots notwithstanding, of course.
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Old 08-07-2015, 02:19 PM   #556 (permalink)
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Old 08-07-2015, 02:23 PM   #557 (permalink)
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Old 08-07-2015, 02:44 PM   #558 (permalink)
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Old 08-07-2015, 04:13 PM   #559 (permalink)
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Is 9/11 offensive anymore? Bleeding heart patriots notwithstanding, of course.
my buddys gf was legitimately appalled that one of her friends booked a pedicure appointment on sept 11 this year. a very wtf experience for me to hear
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Old 08-07-2015, 04:15 PM   #560 (permalink)
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I'm not saying it's fake, just that it's not real.

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my buddys gf was legitimately appalled that one of her friends booked a pedicure appointment on sept 11 this year. a very wtf experience for me to hear
But is it too soon for a goofy parody though?
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