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Old 08-30-2014, 10:54 PM   #541 (permalink)
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Why did Princess Diana cross the road?

Because she wasn't wearing her seatbelt.
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Old 08-30-2014, 10:57 PM   #542 (permalink)
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What's the difference between a jew and Santa? Santa goes down the chimney.

How do you get a jewish girls number? Roll up her sleeve.

Why was Hitler pissed off? His gas bill was through the roof.

How did Hitler pick up girls? With a broom and dustpan.
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Old 08-31-2014, 01:23 AM   #543 (permalink)
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Old 09-08-2014, 12:25 AM   #544 (permalink)
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Why did Princess Diana cross the road?

Because she wasn't wearing her seatbelt.
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Old 10-10-2014, 04:40 PM   #545 (permalink)
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Do you know why there are no jokes about Jonestown?

The punchlines are too long.
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Old 10-19-2014, 02:35 AM   #546 (permalink)
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Jokes about the menstrual cycle are not funny... period.
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Old 10-19-2014, 03:07 AM   #547 (permalink)
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Here's one I got a way back, still makes me cringe.

What's red, six-inches long, and makes your girlfriend cry when I feed it to her...
Her miscarriage.
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Old 10-19-2014, 03:11 AM   #548 (permalink)
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Jokes about the menstrual cycle are not funny... period.
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Old 10-19-2014, 03:56 AM   #549 (permalink)
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Here's one I got a way back, still makes me cringe.

What's red, six-inches long, and makes your girlfriend cry when I feed it to her...
Her miscarriage.
I've told that one at least once. Don't shoot me, but I think it's hilarious.
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Old 10-19-2014, 04:26 AM   #550 (permalink)
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I've told that one at least once. Don't shoot me, but I think it's hilarious.
I told it at Band Camp when we were putting stuff away, I got equal amounts of stares, and bursting out laughter.
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