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Old 03-12-2014, 12:12 PM   #511 (permalink)
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What's the tragedy about the black guy who died in a head on collision?

His car seated four.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 03-12-2014, 12:19 PM   #512 (permalink)
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What's the difference between a black guy and a pizza?


A pizza can feed a family.



I stop now. this is too evil.
The gods will strike me down with lightning any moment..
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Old 03-12-2014, 12:39 PM   #513 (permalink)
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What's the difference between a black guy and a pizza?


A pizza can feed a family.



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It's an offensive jokes thread. You're supposed to be offensive. We're all happily going to hell. Along with the Jews.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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It's an offensive jokes thread. You're supposed to be offensive. We're all happily going to hell. Along with the Jews.
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Old 03-12-2014, 07:46 PM   #515 (permalink)
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It's an offensive jokes thread. You're supposed to be offensive. We're all happily going to hell. Along with the Jews.
But where is the joke part?
If you are doing black humor, do it right.
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Old 03-12-2014, 07:47 PM   #516 (permalink)
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But where is the joke part?
If you are doing black humor, do the right thing.
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Old 03-13-2014, 10:58 AM   #517 (permalink)
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But where is the joke part?
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Le sigh. It wasn't a punchline kind of joke. I was illustrating my point that the point of this thread is about being offensive.
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Old 03-15-2014, 09:43 PM   #518 (permalink)
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What does Pontiac stand for?
Poor
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Old 04-19-2014, 09:19 PM   #519 (permalink)
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How long does it take a Pakistani woman to have a sh*t?

9 months


What's red, 10 inches long, and makes your girlfriend cry when you try to put it in her mouth?

Her miscarriage.


How can you tell if your roommate is gay?

His dick tastes like sh*t


how do you turn a fruit into a vegetable?

AIDS


Did you know 4/20 is Hitlers birthday?

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Old 04-19-2014, 11:03 PM   #520 (permalink)
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That first and last one ffs

Though I've heard the first one before.

Racist jokes are the best.

And lol at Batty's post.
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