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Old 03-11-2014, 07:31 PM   #501 (permalink)
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@ Black Francis: Everybody's a bit racist, lol :P

Still i'm kinda afraid to tell racist jokes
Be german, tell a racist joke and you're a nazi!
ok, i'll try:


What's a black guy in space?








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Old 03-11-2014, 07:33 PM   #502 (permalink)
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@ Black Francis: Everybody's a bit racist, lol :P

Still i'm kinda afraid to tell racist jokes
Be german, tell a racist joke and you're a nazi!
ok, i'll try:


What's a black guy in space?








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How is a black guy and a tornado similar?

It only takes 1 to f*ck up a town

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Old 03-11-2014, 07:36 PM   #503 (permalink)
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How is a black guy and a tornado similar?

It only takes 1 to f*ck up a town

hehe

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What are five black guys on the moon? - Five black guys on the moon.
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Old 03-11-2014, 07:39 PM   #504 (permalink)
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What do you call it when a white man dancing has a seizure?

An improvement.
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Old 03-11-2014, 07:46 PM   #505 (permalink)
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What do you call it when a white man dancing has a seizure?

An improvement.
damn it, i had to google "seizure"! ruined the joke for me!


ok one last racist joke, then i have to shut up

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza?
pizzas don't cry in the oven.
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Old 03-11-2014, 07:48 PM   #506 (permalink)
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damn it, i had to google "seizure"! ruined the joke for me!


ok one last racist joke, then i have to shut up

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza?
pizzas don't cry in the oven.
we're going to hell for these jokes, I hope you know

worth it
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Old 03-11-2014, 07:49 PM   #507 (permalink)
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Old 03-11-2014, 08:03 PM   #508 (permalink)
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HAHA. We're all going to hell....
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HAHA. We're all going to hell....
With a V.I.P pass for sure

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