offensive jokes *giggles*

Kartoffelbrei · 03-11-2014, 06:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Black Francis

What is the American dream?

that all the blacks go back to Africa with a Jew under each arm!!

See? Nobody likes jews, lol

oh i'm an awful person

Wpnfire · 03-11-2014, 06:57 PM

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Originally Posted by butthead aka 216

trigger warning for all armchari feminists

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Originally Posted by Kartoffelbrei

See? Nobody likes jews, lol

oh i'm an awful person

Wait, weren't you born in.....that's just awkward...

Kartoffelbrei · 03-11-2014, 07:07 PM

Now I have to make a joke about germans,
so i don't seem racist, lol..

A French guy, an English guy and a German argue about who the most complicated language has.

The french guy says: "Mon dieux, we French have the most complicated language, of course. We write "Monsieur" and say "Misjö"

The english guy says: "Well, we British claim that title. We write "Elevator" and say "Lift"

So the german says: "It's actually pretty simple. We Germans own that title: We write: "Entschuldigen Sie bitte, aber ich habe Ihren letzen Satz nicht vollständig verstanden" (translation: Excuse me, but I did not quite understand Your last sentence.), but we say "Hä?"

Spike*Spiegel · 03-11-2014, 07:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Kartoffelbrei

See? Nobody likes jews, lol

oh i'm an awful person

Spoken like a true German

Kartoffelbrei · 03-11-2014, 07:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Spike*Spiegel

Spoken like a true German

I'm blonde, I'm blue eyed, I'm tall, I'm racist. Perfect German! lol

Take it with humor, wpnfire!

Black Francis · 03-11-2014, 07:14 PM

Im still on Jews

How does Moses make his tea?

Hebrews it.

What do you call someone from Israel that has to sneeze?

A Jew!

Who was the most well known Jewish cook?

Hitler!

Spike*Spiegel · 03-11-2014, 07:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Kartoffelbrei

I'm blonde, I'm blue eyed, I'm tall, I'm racist. Perfect German! lol

Take it with humor, wpnfire!

I like this guy

Kartoffelbrei · 03-11-2014, 07:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Black Francis

Im still on Jews

How does Moses make his tea?

Hebrews it.

What do you call someone from Israel that has to sneeze?

A Jew!

Who was the most well known Jewish cook?

Hitler!

Ouch! That's hardcore

Black Francis · 03-11-2014, 07:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Kartoffelbrei

Ouch! That's hardcore

Thnx, and im not even german im puertorican.

Spike*Spiegel · 03-11-2014, 07:27 PM

I ran into Hitler. I was surprised to see him and asked him what he was up to? He said "This time I am going to kill 6 million Jews and two clowns!" "Two Clowns? Why are you going to kill two clowns?" "See? Nobody cares about zee Jews."

03-11-2014, 07:07 PM	#493 (permalink)
Kartoffelbrei una ola nunca viene sola Join Date: Mar 2014 Location: Miesbach, Oberbayern Posts: 150	Now I have to make a joke about germans, so i don't seem racist, lol.. A French guy, an English guy and a German argue about who the most complicated language has. The french guy says: "Mon dieux, we French have the most complicated language, of course. We write "Monsieur" and say "Misjö" The english guy says: "Well, we British claim that title. We write "Elevator" and say "Lift" So the german says: "It's actually pretty simple. We Germans own that title: We write: "Entschuldigen Sie bitte, aber ich habe Ihren letzen Satz nicht vollständig verstanden" (translation: Excuse me, but I did not quite understand Your last sentence.), but we say "Hä?" __________________ Abra Kadabra, 3 x schwarzer Kater! ~Todos hablan de la mar, pero en ella nunca estan~

03-11-2014, 07:14 PM	#496 (permalink)
Black Francis Out of Place Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: in an abstract house Posts: 4,111	Im still on Jews How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it. What do you call someone from Israel that has to sneeze? A Jew! Who was the most well known Jewish cook? Hitler! __________________ "Hey Kids you got to meet the MIGHTY PIXIES!" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JbRbCtIgW3A

03-11-2014, 07:27 PM	#500 (permalink)
Spike*Spiegel Five Feet of Fury Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: suburbanite Posts: 761	I ran into Hitler. I was surprised to see him and asked him what he was up to? He said "This time I am going to kill 6 million Jews and two clowns!" "Two Clowns? Why are you going to kill two clowns?" "See? Nobody cares about zee Jews."