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Old 02-27-2014, 11:48 AM   #481 (permalink)
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A man walks into a bar, sits down and begins chatting to the barman.

"I had the best day today mate," the man says, "I found a woman tied to the railway tracks, just like in the old films. I untied her and took her back to my place for so she could rest...and show me her gratitude. We had sex all over the house, in the bedrooms, the bathrooms, the under stairs cupboard, the living room, the basement, the attic...it was incredible."

"That does sound good," says the barman, "so was she good looking, was she a looker?"

The man pauses for a second to think.

"I don't know," he says, "I didn't find her head."
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Old 03-09-2014, 05:25 AM   #482 (permalink)
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Old 03-09-2014, 05:55 AM   #483 (permalink)
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Roxy is unable to perpetrate violence. It always somehow turns into BDSM between two consenting adults.
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I just want to say your tits are lovely.
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Roxy is the William S. Burroughs of our time.
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I like Roxy, she's awesome and her taste in music far exceeds yours. Roxy is in the Major League bro, and you're like a sad clown in a two bit rodeo.
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Old 03-09-2014, 06:04 AM   #484 (permalink)
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Old 03-09-2014, 06:06 AM   #485 (permalink)
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Life is like a penis, it doesn't always go the way you want it to.
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Roxy is unable to perpetrate violence. It always somehow turns into BDSM between two consenting adults.
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Old 03-11-2014, 06:07 PM   #486 (permalink)
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How is a woman like a condom?









If they're not on your d*ck, they're in your wallet
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Old 03-11-2014, 06:26 PM   #487 (permalink)
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How is a woman like a condom?









If they're not on your d*ck, they're in your wallet
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Old 03-11-2014, 06:32 PM   #488 (permalink)
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I inserted a wink. That makes it ok :P
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Old 03-11-2014, 06:49 PM   #489 (permalink)
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I inserted a wink. That makes it ok :P
Plus, you're a girl, right? that's like double approval.
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Old 03-11-2014, 06:53 PM   #490 (permalink)
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Dogs are loyal.

What has a dudebro and a piece of gum stuck on your shoe in common?
They are both unwanted, clinging and annoying.
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