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12-09-2013, 04:51 PM | #451 (permalink) |
Aficionado of Fine Filth
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12-10-2013, 10:24 AM | #452 (permalink) | ||
Zum Henker Defätist!!
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Location: Beating GNR at DDR and keying Axl's new car
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Pizzas don't scream when you put 'em in the oven.
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12-10-2013, 07:42 PM | #453 (permalink) |
I love Puck
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Location: British Columbia
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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a cheeseburger?
I dont fuck my cheeseburger before I eat.
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12-11-2013, 01:40 AM | #455 (permalink) |
SOPHIE FOREVER
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So I was banging this fine babe in the tub last week. At one point we got to going at it doggy style. I went a little rough at one point and she slipped forward, breaking her four front teeth! Don't worry, though, they were baby teeth.
-Directly stolen from "Pusher II: With Blood on My Hands"
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12-11-2013, 09:37 AM | #456 (permalink) | |
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What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair?
Rolaids.
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12-11-2013, 12:22 PM | #457 (permalink) | |
Nae wains, Great Danes.
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^oh **** hahahah.
What's the difference between madeline McCann and my bike? My bike doesn't cry when I ride it.
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12-12-2013, 02:38 PM | #458 (permalink) | |
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What's the best part of sex with a transvestite?
Reaching around and pretending it went all the way through.
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