offensive jokes *giggles* (quote)

Reznorslave · 06-13-2006, 09:00 PM

What do a 300 lb. woman and a brick have in common?
Eventually a Mexican's gonna lay them!

What did the Mexican say when two houses fell on him?
Get off me Homes!

Why did the blonde co-ed have sex with a Mexican?
Her professor told her to do an essay!

Blain · 06-15-2006, 03:42 AM

Blonde joke:

3 chicks, a blonde, a brunette and a red-head... So they're driving along in a deserted road and their car brakes down, they take drastic measures and take a part of the car each.

So the brunette goes I'll take the seats so I can sit down and sleep comfortably, then the red-head goes I'll take the roof for shelter.

Then finally the blonde goes I'm gunna take the door, then they ask "Why"?

And she answers... Because If I get hot then I can wind the window down.
*cool drum noise**claps*

Alo · 06-15-2006, 06:30 AM

I didn't giggle once. Or you don't have humor, or I'm in a bad mood. Crack me up, that's an order!

Blain · 06-15-2006, 06:41 AM

I probably said it wrong

~~bungalow~~ · 06-17-2006, 01:17 AM

What did 50 Cent say when he saw his grandmother making socks for him?

Gee, you knit?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH!

Alo · 06-17-2006, 02:40 AM

Omg. I'm seriously laughing. I guess only the worst jokes make me giggle. -sets off to clean room while giggling-

Blain · 06-17-2006, 03:18 AM

This for the Aussie or maybe New Zealanders if you like Rugby League

So this teacher moves to Redfurn to teach, and in her new class she goes...
"OK guy's who's a fan of the Bulldogs here" And everyone except one person put up their hands. So the teacher asks "So why don't you like the bulldogs" And the girl replies "I go for the Sea Eagles because my parents do".

So then the teacher says "You don't have to do the same thing your parent's do here's an example... Say your mum was a whore, your dad was a drug dealer, and your brother was in prision what would happen then?"

And then the girl replies..."Then I would be a Bulldogs fan"

arcticbreezy · 06-30-2006, 01:54 PM

Lol, some of these are really offensive ..

Blain · 07-01-2006, 09:45 PM

Ya think? /sarcasm

gabbagabba_hey · 07-02-2006, 12:41 PM

why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

IT WAS DEAD!!

why did the girl fall off the swing??

she didnt have any arms!!!!!

06-13-2006, 09:00 PM	#341 (permalink)
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06-15-2006, 06:30 AM	#343 (permalink)
Alo Scarf Join Date: May 2006 Location: Brighton, UK Posts: 715	I didn't giggle once. Or you don't have humor, or I'm in a bad mood. Crack me up, that's an order! __________________ I rocked my shoelaces untied

06-17-2006, 02:40 AM	#346 (permalink)
Alo Scarf Join Date: May 2006 Location: Brighton, UK Posts: 715	Omg. I'm seriously laughing. I guess only the worst jokes make me giggle. -sets off to clean room while giggling- __________________ I rocked my shoelaces untied

06-17-2006, 03:18 AM	#347 (permalink)
Blain w0rd Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Suva, Fiji Posts: 1,034	An Aussie joke This for the Aussie or maybe New Zealanders if you like Rugby League So this teacher moves to Redfurn to teach, and in her new class she goes... "OK guy's who's a fan of the Bulldogs here" And everyone except one person put up their hands. So the teacher asks "So why don't you like the bulldogs" And the girl replies "I go for the Sea Eagles because my parents do". So then the teacher says "You don't have to do the same thing your parent's do here's an example... Say your mum was a whore, your dad was a drug dealer, and your brother was in prision what would happen then?" And then the girl replies..."Then I would be a Bulldogs fan"

07-02-2006, 12:41 PM	#350 (permalink)
gabbagabba_hey Dont Get Raped In Cancun Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: land of treason Posts: 193	why did the monkey fall out of the tree? IT WAS DEAD!! why did the girl fall off the swing?? she didnt have any arms!!!!! __________________ go on out get some more go on out to the bar the market or the liquor store friends dont let friends get lost in chinatown

06-15-2006, 03:42 AM	#342 (permalink)
Blain w0rd Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Suva, Fiji Posts: 1,034	Blonde joke: 3 chicks, a blonde, a brunette and a red-head... So they're driving along in a deserted road and their car brakes down, they take drastic measures and take a part of the car each. So the brunette goes I'll take the seats so I can sit down and sleep comfortably, then the red-head goes I'll take the roof for shelter. Then finally the blonde goes I'm gunna take the door, then they ask "Why"? And she answers... Because If I get hot then I can wind the window down. cool drum noiseclaps

06-15-2006, 06:41 AM	#344 (permalink)
Blain w0rd Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Suva, Fiji Posts: 1,034	I probably said it wrong

06-17-2006, 01:17 AM	#345 (permalink)
~~bungalow~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Hot-lanta Posts: 3,140	What did 50 Cent say when he saw his grandmother making socks for him? Gee, you knit? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH!

06-30-2006, 01:54 PM	#348 (permalink)
arcticbreezy Groupie Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 14	Lol, some of these are really offensive ..

07-01-2006, 09:45 PM	#349 (permalink)
Blain w0rd Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Suva, Fiji Posts: 1,034	Ya think? /sarcasm