mosesandtherubberducky

BHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAH THAT is the greatest joke ever

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Can I have a youtube video for a sig? There's a thing that says "Wrap [YOUTUBE] tags around selected text"

Blain

~~Chinese Proverbs~~

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> >Man who run in front of car get tired.
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> >Man who run behind car get exhausted.
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> >Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok
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> >Man with one chopstick go hungry.
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> >Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.
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> >Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
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> >Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.
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> >Panties not best thing on earth! But next to best thing on earth.
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> >War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.
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> >Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.
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> >Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
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> >It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.
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> >Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.
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> >Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
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> >Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
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> >Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.
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> >Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
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> >Crowded elevator smell different to midget.
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Emo joke: How many emos does it take to screw in a lightbulb, 3 1 to replace it and 2 to write a song about the old one

TrampInaTux

Those 2 were good.

GI germs

ha, brilliant.

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mmmmm....endorphins.

jr.

Knock knock....

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Be strong then, and enter into your own body;
there you have a solid place for your feet. ~ Kabir

bungalow

Who's there?

jr.

Keith

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Be strong then, and enter into your own body;
there you have a solid place for your feet. ~ Kabir

bungalow

Keith who?

jr.

Keith me sthweetheart.

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Be strong then, and enter into your own body;
there you have a solid place for your feet. ~ Kabir

bungalow

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