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05-12-2006, 07:20 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2006
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Your momas so fat that when she ordered a water bed, they just put a huge blanket over the Pacific Ocean.
Your momas so fat that when she was walking she saw a bus full of white kids and mistook it for a twinkie. Your mom says "HI" Tell your mom she still owes me $20.00 from two nights ago. |
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05-12-2006, 07:30 PM
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we became a carcass!
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Yorkshire
Posts: 383
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I like that one 
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in love with the stumps, in love with the bleeding! in love with the pain that you now feel... |
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05-13-2006, 01:54 AM
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#303 (permalink) |
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Purple monkey dishwasher
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: London, On, Canada
Posts: 95
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K, these are silly, but nevertheless...
"Yo Mama is so stupid.....she got stabbed in a shoot-out!" "Yo Mama is so poor, I saw her walking down the street yesterday, she had one shoe on. I said 'Hey, what happened, you lost a shoe?' She said 'No, guess what!? I FOUND one' " hee,hee,hee (those are the only 2 I have memorized)
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Everywhere I travel, tiny life. Single-serving sugar, single-serving cream, single pat of butter. The microwave Cordon Bleu hobby kit. Shampoo-conditioner combos, sample-packaged mouthwash, tiny bars of soap. The people I meet on each flight? They're single-serving friends. |
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05-13-2006, 02:08 AM
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Purple monkey dishwasher
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: London, On, Canada
Posts: 95
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This isn't intended for anyone here, but........
You're so stupid you have to pull down your pants to count to eleven (k, thats a joke i've retained since 8th grade, from SNL or MadTV, whatever, its not as funny 2 me anymore, or maybe at all????)
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Everywhere I travel, tiny life. Single-serving sugar, single-serving cream, single pat of butter. The microwave Cordon Bleu hobby kit. Shampoo-conditioner combos, sample-packaged mouthwash, tiny bars of soap. The people I meet on each flight? They're single-serving friends. |
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05-13-2006, 03:10 PM
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Uhh-I am Octiposter-huhuh
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: South Florida
Posts: 232
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Ok, I just made this up right now! I just used it on Ensemble.
Ya' momma's so fat she sleeps in a bed as big as Russia. She rolled over one night, fell off China and made Australia!
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Be not ashamed of mistakes and thus make them crimes.-Confucius Talking much about oneself can also be a means to conceal oneself.-Friedrich Nietzsche Now hatred is by far the longest pleasure; men love in haste but they detest at leisure.-Lord Byron Popularity's bad for you. I avoid it like the plague.-Brian Mulrooney |
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05-13-2006, 03:13 PM
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we became a carcass!
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Yorkshire
Posts: 383
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in love with the stumps, in love with the bleeding! in love with the pain that you now feel... |
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05-19-2006, 03:42 PM
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The Erroneous Hoodlum
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: West Side Phoenix
Posts: 2,057
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Two old guys are pushing their carts around Wal-Mart when they collide. The first old guy says to the second guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going."
The second old guy says, "That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm looking for my wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate." The first old guy says, "Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your wife look like? The second old guy says, "Well, she is 27 yrs old, tall, with red hair, blue eyes, long legs, big busted, and is wearing short shorts. What does your wife look like?" The first old guy says, "Doesn't matter --- let's look for yours. |
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