offensive jokes *giggles* (country, quote)

Levithan · 05-11-2006, 04:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Doc.DGAF

Levithian, that was excellent.:

*Takes a bow*

Bring it Right-Track

Please dont ban me

Merkaba · 05-11-2006, 04:59 PM

That was impressive man.

I love it

right-track · 05-11-2006, 05:10 PM

A guy finds a lamp on the beach and so he rubbed it. A genie came out and told the guy that he will grant him one wish.
Well the guy was caught off guard and said, "I have always wanted to go to Hawaii, but I am afraid to fly. Can you build me a bridge to Hawaii?" Well the genie thought about it and said, "Do you know how much is involved in building such a bridge?
I would have to sink pilings down miles into the ocean. It would take millions of yards of concrete. The labour would be incredible. Can you think of something else?"
By this time the guy has had time to think, and says, "Okay, can you make Albion stay up next season?" The genie looked at him and said, "Do you want that bridge with two lanes or four?"

Frances · 05-11-2006, 09:58 PM

A dirty old man pulls up to the primary school, spots little petey walking out on his own, winds down his window, dangles a bag of fun size mars bars out of the car and says, "Hey kid, come in my car and I'll give you a mars bar."
and little Petey replies, "Give us the whole packet mister and I'll *** in your mouth!"

jr. · 05-11-2006, 11:26 PM

Yo mamma's so fat, she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

Yo mamma's so fat, is school she sat next to everybody.

I heard those somewhere.

Levithan · 05-12-2006, 02:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by right-track

A guy finds a lamp on the beach and so he rubbed it. A genie came out and told the guy that he will grant him one wish.
Well the guy was caught off guard and said, "I have always wanted to go to Hawaii, but I am afraid to fly. Can you build me a bridge to Hawaii?" Well the genie thought about it and said, "Do you know how much is involved in building such a bridge?
I would have to sink pilings down miles into the ocean. It would take millions of yards of concrete. The labour would be incredible. Can you think of something else?"
By this time the guy has had time to think, and says, "Okay, can you make Albion stay up next season?" The genie looked at him and said, "Do you want that bridge with two lanes or four?"

Its on Right Track...Its on!

very funny though

Urban Hat€monger ? · 05-12-2006, 08:48 AM

Two aircraft , one carrying a cargo of red paint , one carrying a cargo of blue paint have crashed into each other over a mountain range.

Rescue services have said both aircraft are marooned

Doc.DGAF · 05-12-2006, 08:53 AM

That's not offensive, but it is funny.

Fenixpunk · 05-12-2006, 03:37 PM

Guy takes his wife to the Doctor...

The Doc says, "Well, it's either Alzheimers disease or AIDS."

"What do you mean?" The guy says, "You can't tell the difference?"

"Yeah, the two look a lot alike in the early stages... Tell you what.. Drive her way out into the country, kick her out of the car, and if she finds her way back, don't fuck her."

mosesandtherubberducky · 05-12-2006, 04:27 PM

lol^

05-11-2006, 04:59 PM	#292 (permalink)
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05-11-2006, 11:26 PM	#295 (permalink)
jr. Seeker of Peace Join Date: May 2005 Location: Newark, De. Posts: 341	Yo mamma's so fat, she jumped up in the air and got stuck. Yo mamma's so fat, is school she sat next to everybody. I heard those somewhere. __________________ Be strong then, and enter into your own body; there you have a solid place for your feet. ~ Kabir

05-12-2006, 08:48 AM	#297 (permalink)
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05-12-2006, 08:53 AM	#298 (permalink)
Doc.DGAF Uhh-I am Octiposter-huhuh Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: South Florida Posts: 232	That's not offensive, but it is funny. __________________ Be not ashamed of mistakes and thus make them crimes.-Confucius Talking much about oneself can also be a means to conceal oneself.-Friedrich Nietzsche Now hatred is by far the longest pleasure; men love in haste but they detest at leisure.-Lord Byron Popularity's bad for you. I avoid it like the plague.-Brian Mulrooney

05-12-2006, 03:37 PM	#299 (permalink)
Fenixpunk The Erroneous Hoodlum Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: West Side Phoenix Posts: 2,057	Guy takes his wife to the Doctor... The Doc says, "Well, it's either Alzheimers disease or AIDS." "What do you mean?" The guy says, "You can't tell the difference?" "Yeah, the two look a lot alike in the early stages... Tell you what.. Drive her way out into the country, kick her out of the car, and if she finds her way back, don't fuck her." __________________ This message has been approved by Shawn Erroneous - The Declaimed

05-11-2006, 05:10 PM	#293 (permalink)
right-track Atchin' Akai Join Date: May 2005 Location: Unamerica Posts: 8,723	A guy finds a lamp on the beach and so he rubbed it. A genie came out and told the guy that he will grant him one wish. Well the guy was caught off guard and said, "I have always wanted to go to Hawaii, but I am afraid to fly. Can you build me a bridge to Hawaii?" Well the genie thought about it and said, "Do you know how much is involved in building such a bridge? I would have to sink pilings down miles into the ocean. It would take millions of yards of concrete. The labour would be incredible. Can you think of something else?" By this time the guy has had time to think, and says, "Okay, can you make Albion stay up next season?" The genie looked at him and said, "Do you want that bridge with two lanes or four?"

05-12-2006, 04:27 PM	#300 (permalink)
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