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Old 05-11-2006, 03:06 PM   #281 (permalink)
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Three midgets walk into a bar. They all take a seat at the bar and order drinks. After a few more beers the first midget looks at his hands and says:
"I reckon ive got the worlds smallest hands"
Intregued by this statement the barman looks over:
"I reckon your right there mate" He says "Why dont you go check it out with the Guiness book of records"
To which the midget replies
"Y'know what Ill do that" and leaves
Then the second midget jumps of his chair and says
"I bet ive got the worlds smallest feet"
The barman again replies with
"I reckon you have mate, go get it checked out"
The second midget finishes his drink and runs after the first midget
After a few more beers, the third midget goes
"I reckon ive got the worlds smallest penis"
The barman looks over and goes
"Woah, thats pretty small mate, why dont you go get it checked out"

The next day, the first midget walks in and says
"Offical, Worlds smallest hands!"
The barman offers him a free drink, when suddenly the second midget walks in and goes
"Its offical, Worlds smallest feet"
The barman and the other midget congratulate him and the drink flows. When suddenly the third midget bursts through the door in flood's of tears. The barman, worried about his friend, asks:
"It didn't go so well then?"
To which the midget replies
"No it didn't. Who the fuck is this Right-Track?"

Sorry mate...Had to get you back for the brummie jokes you made
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I dont like Prince Phillip because he's a racist.I also dont like the Queen because she's German...so that leaves me in a funny situation

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this pole about famouz peds only son. urban hatmonger gotta get his work reconized, gotta make a name fo hisself. naamean?
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ad anyone wanting rampant sex with a hairy horny welshman may feel free to take me up on that one :D
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Old 05-11-2006, 03:17 PM   #282 (permalink)
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^ Har har, very funny.

That genuinly took me by surprise just then, when I saw the punchline.
For a split second I felt humiliated...until I remembered I have a large willy.
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Old 05-11-2006, 03:21 PM   #283 (permalink)
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Sorry mate, couldnt be helped...Needed payback!

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I dont like Prince Phillip because he's a racist.I also dont like the Queen because she's German...so that leaves me in a funny situation

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this pole about famouz peds only son. urban hatmonger gotta get his work reconized, gotta make a name fo hisself. naamean?
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ad anyone wanting rampant sex with a hairy horny welshman may feel free to take me up on that one :D
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Old 05-11-2006, 03:25 PM   #284 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by Levithian
Three midgets walk into a bar. They all take a seat at the bar and order drinks. After a few more beers the first midget looks at his hands and says:
"I reckon ive got the worlds smallest hands"
Intregued by this statement the barman looks over:
"I reckon your right there mate" He says "Why dont you go check it out with the Guiness book of records"
To which the midget replies
"Y'know what Ill do that" and leaves
Then the second midget jumps of his chair and says
"I bet ive got the worlds smallest feet"
The barman again replies with
"I reckon you have mate, go get it checked out"
The second midget finishes his drink and runs after the first midget
After a few more beers, the third midget goes
"I reckon ive got the worlds smallest penis"
The barman looks over and goes
"Woah, thats pretty small mate, why dont you go get it checked out"

The next day, the first midget walks in and says
"Offical, Worlds smallest hands!"
The barman offers him a free drink, when suddenly the second midget walks in and goes
"Its offical, Worlds smallest feet"
The barman and the other midget congratulate him and the drink flows. When suddenly the third midget bursts through the door in flood's of tears. The barman, worried about his friend, asks:
"It didn't go so well then?"
To which the midget replies
"No it didn't. Who the fuck is this Right-Track?"

Sorry mate...Had to get you back for the brummie jokes you made

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Old 05-11-2006, 03:36 PM   #285 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by Levithian
Three midgets walk into a bar. They all take a seat at the bar and order drinks. After a few more beers the first midget looks at his hands and says:
"I reckon ive got the worlds smallest hands"
Intregued by this statement the barman looks over:
"I reckon your right there mate" He says "Why dont you go check it out with the Guiness book of records"
To which the midget replies
"Y'know what Ill do that" and leaves
Then the second midget jumps of his chair and says
"I bet ive got the worlds smallest feet"
The barman again replies with
"I reckon you have mate, go get it checked out"
The second midget finishes his drink and runs after the first midget
After a few more beers, the third midget goes
"I reckon ive got the worlds smallest penis"
The barman looks over and goes
"Woah, thats pretty small mate, why dont you go get it checked out"

The next day, the first midget walks in and says
"Offical, Worlds smallest hands!"
The barman offers him a free drink, when suddenly the second midget walks in and goes
"Its offical, Worlds smallest feet"
The barman and the other midget congratulate him and the drink flows. When suddenly the third midget bursts through the door in flood's of tears. The barman, worried about his friend, asks:
"It didn't go so well then?"
To which the midget replies
"No it didn't. Who the fuck is this Right-Track?"

Sorry mate...Had to get you back for the brummie jokes you made
I don't see why that should be posted in here. How is the truth offensive?


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Old 05-11-2006, 03:37 PM   #286 (permalink)
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^ hush now.
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Old 05-11-2006, 03:45 PM   #287 (permalink)
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Levithian, that was excellent.
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Old 05-11-2006, 03:46 PM   #288 (permalink)
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Levithian, that was excellent.
But not accurate.
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Old 05-11-2006, 04:03 PM   #289 (permalink)
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Hey, even you should admit it was still funny.
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Old 05-11-2006, 04:13 PM   #290 (permalink)
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Hey, even you should admit it was still funny.
It was. I laughed out loud. It's a funny joke. hahahahahahaha.






















Levithian...you are on my hit list.
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