offensive jokes *giggles* (Bell)

Fenixpunk · 05-11-2006, 11:37 AM

Yo momma's so ugly even Rice Krispies won't talk to her

Doc.DGAF · 05-11-2006, 11:41 AM

Ya' momma’s so ugly your dad takes her to work so he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.

Fenixpunk · 05-11-2006, 11:41 AM

Your Mom is so poor that in her neighborhood a rainbow appears only in black and white

Doc.DGAF · 05-11-2006, 11:44 AM

Ya' momma’s so fat she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.

Fenixpunk · 05-11-2006, 11:45 AM

Your mom is so nasty, when she takes off her panties it sounds like Velcro

Doc.DGAF · 05-11-2006, 11:56 AM

HAHAHAH, I like that one too. Ya' momma so dirty she made Right Guard turn left and Speed Stick slow down.

Fenixpunk · 05-11-2006, 11:57 AM

Your Mom's teeth are so yellow, when she smiles, traffic slows down

Doc.DGAF · 05-11-2006, 11:57 AM

Ya' momma teeth so yellow she could get a job a the movie theater spittin' on popcorn.

Fenixpunk · 05-11-2006, 12:04 PM

Your Mom's teeth are so yellow, when she closes her mouth her stomach lights up

Doc.DGAF · 05-11-2006, 12:06 PM

Ya' momma teeth so rotten it looks like her tounge's in jail.

05-11-2006, 11:37 AM	#261 (permalink)
Fenixpunk The Erroneous Hoodlum Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: West Side Phoenix Posts: 2,057	Yo momma's so ugly even Rice Krispies won't talk to her __________________ This message has been approved by Shawn Erroneous - The Declaimed

05-11-2006, 11:41 AM	#262 (permalink)
Doc.DGAF Uhh-I am Octiposter-huhuh Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: South Florida Posts: 232	Ya' momma’s so ugly your dad takes her to work so he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye. __________________ Be not ashamed of mistakes and thus make them crimes.-Confucius Talking much about oneself can also be a means to conceal oneself.-Friedrich Nietzsche Now hatred is by far the longest pleasure; men love in haste but they detest at leisure.-Lord Byron Popularity's bad for you. I avoid it like the plague.-Brian Mulrooney

05-11-2006, 11:41 AM	#263 (permalink)
Fenixpunk The Erroneous Hoodlum Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: West Side Phoenix Posts: 2,057	Your Mom is so poor that in her neighborhood a rainbow appears only in black and white __________________ This message has been approved by Shawn Erroneous - The Declaimed

05-11-2006, 11:44 AM	#264 (permalink)
Doc.DGAF Uhh-I am Octiposter-huhuh Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: South Florida Posts: 232	Ya' momma’s so fat she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth. __________________ Be not ashamed of mistakes and thus make them crimes.-Confucius Talking much about oneself can also be a means to conceal oneself.-Friedrich Nietzsche Now hatred is by far the longest pleasure; men love in haste but they detest at leisure.-Lord Byron Popularity's bad for you. I avoid it like the plague.-Brian Mulrooney

05-11-2006, 11:45 AM	#265 (permalink)
Fenixpunk The Erroneous Hoodlum Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: West Side Phoenix Posts: 2,057	Your mom is so nasty, when she takes off her panties it sounds like Velcro __________________ This message has been approved by Shawn Erroneous - The Declaimed

05-11-2006, 11:56 AM	#266 (permalink)
Doc.DGAF Uhh-I am Octiposter-huhuh Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: South Florida Posts: 232	HAHAHAH, I like that one too. Ya' momma so dirty she made Right Guard turn left and Speed Stick slow down. __________________ Be not ashamed of mistakes and thus make them crimes.-Confucius Talking much about oneself can also be a means to conceal oneself.-Friedrich Nietzsche Now hatred is by far the longest pleasure; men love in haste but they detest at leisure.-Lord Byron Popularity's bad for you. I avoid it like the plague.-Brian Mulrooney

05-11-2006, 11:57 AM	#267 (permalink)
Fenixpunk The Erroneous Hoodlum Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: West Side Phoenix Posts: 2,057	Your Mom's teeth are so yellow, when she smiles, traffic slows down __________________ This message has been approved by Shawn Erroneous - The Declaimed

05-11-2006, 11:57 AM	#268 (permalink)
Doc.DGAF Uhh-I am Octiposter-huhuh Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: South Florida Posts: 232	Ya' momma teeth so yellow she could get a job a the movie theater spittin' on popcorn. __________________ Be not ashamed of mistakes and thus make them crimes.-Confucius Talking much about oneself can also be a means to conceal oneself.-Friedrich Nietzsche Now hatred is by far the longest pleasure; men love in haste but they detest at leisure.-Lord Byron Popularity's bad for you. I avoid it like the plague.-Brian Mulrooney

05-11-2006, 12:04 PM	#269 (permalink)
Fenixpunk The Erroneous Hoodlum Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: West Side Phoenix Posts: 2,057	Your Mom's teeth are so yellow, when she closes her mouth her stomach lights up __________________ This message has been approved by Shawn Erroneous - The Declaimed

05-11-2006, 12:06 PM	#270 (permalink)
Doc.DGAF Uhh-I am Octiposter-huhuh Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: South Florida Posts: 232	Ya' momma teeth so rotten it looks like her tounge's in jail. __________________ Be not ashamed of mistakes and thus make them crimes.-Confucius Talking much about oneself can also be a means to conceal oneself.-Friedrich Nietzsche Now hatred is by far the longest pleasure; men love in haste but they detest at leisure.-Lord Byron Popularity's bad for you. I avoid it like the plague.-Brian Mulrooney