jr.

I apologize for bringing the thread down. I just feel strongly about that topic.

Anyway, my joke was probably pretty insensitive to snails, I'd say.

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littleknowitall

that joke was adorably funny

rudgrljungalist

Isn't "Offensive Joke" an oxy moron?????

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Everywhere I travel, tiny life. Single-serving sugar, single-serving cream, single pat of butter. The microwave Cordon Bleu hobby kit. Shampoo-conditioner combos, sample-packaged mouthwash, tiny bars of soap. The people I meet on each flight? They're single-serving friends.

ArmyofMe

ya I think it is

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Stone Magnet

What's the difference between 1,000 dead babies and a Ferrari?

I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Lock to field screen, row the ocean onto sentient ground.
New rites of a Vedic sun to attend the blue horizon.
Prevails flight resplendent, sails the shrine effulgent windship.
Stillness breathes apex supreme - I walk toward the mountain.

Crowns the sovereic rite to freedom.
Shored the origin forms to a ground accede.
Axiom core of the light shrine flight to shining.
Glows serene to attenuate the space and time.

ArmyofMe

^ Overused, way overused

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bah..

ArmyofMe

I hope to die asleep and peiceful like my grandfather, not screaming in terror like his passengers

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bah..

dog

dont be, those "jokes" were horrible. i was also offended.

explosions-in-my-pants

why is 6 scared of 7 ?






















































cause 7, 8 ........9






















really old joke.. but still so funny.

Fenixpunk

A drunk walks out of a bar with a key in his hand and he is stumbling back
and forth.

A cop on the beat sees him and approaches "Can I help you sir?"

"Yessh! Ssssomebody ssstole my carrr" the man replies.

The cop asks "Where was your car the last time you saw it?"

"It wasss on the end of thisshh key" the man replies.

About that time the cop looks down and sees the man's 'privates' hanging out of his fly for all the world to see.

He asks the man "Sir, are you aware that you are exposing yourself?"

Momentarily confused, the drunk looks down at his crotch and without missing a beat, blurts out "I'll be damned ----- My girlfriend's gone, too!"

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