offensive jokes *giggles* (Europe, quote, Harp, Bell)

Levithan · 04-16-2006, 09:38 AM

Two Manc's jump off a cliff, who wins?
Society

Whats the difference between a manc girl and a kit-kat?
You only get four fingers in a kit-kat

right-track · 04-16-2006, 09:39 AM

mmm...triple posting.

Must be worth 30 warn posts.
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Edit: Levithian and hobojesus = 2 Brummies...that's a combined I.Q. of 50.

Somebody help me.

TrampInaTux · 04-16-2006, 09:50 AM

No one's going to come to your aid. You're a manc. Brummie's unite!

Levithan · 04-16-2006, 09:58 AM

Damn straight

right-track · 04-16-2006, 10:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by right-track

Edit: Levithian and hobojesus = 2 Brummies...that's a combined I.Q. of 50.

Somebody help me.

Judging by those last 2 posts...did anyone else miss the sarcasm?

tdoc210 · 04-16-2006, 10:42 AM

^ apparently not

TrampInaTux · 04-16-2006, 11:04 AM

Hey, we're Brummies. Me aint the sharpest tools in the shed but we'd rip you a new arsehole any day mate

right-track · 04-16-2006, 11:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hobojesus

Hey, we're Brummies. Me aint the sharpest tools in the shed but we'd rip you a new arsehole any day mate

I've heard one arsehole aint enough for you lot.

And it's "We ain't" not "Me aint"...*heavy sigh*

TrampInaTux · 04-16-2006, 01:04 PM

Am I supposed to be taking writing lessons from a Mancunian here? Us brummies would go and beat the **** out of you mancs, but looks like Liverpool have beaten us to it

right-track · 04-16-2006, 01:26 PM

I believe Villa are going to Europe next season...

...if there's a war.

04-16-2006, 09:39 AM	#212 (permalink)
right-track Atchin' Akai Join Date: May 2005 Location: Unamerica Posts: 8,723	mmm...triple posting. Must be worth 30 warn posts. Edit: Levithian and hobojesus = 2 Brummies...that's a combined I.Q. of 50. Somebody help me.

04-16-2006, 10:42 AM	#216 (permalink)
tdoc210 ashes against the grain Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: new hampsha Posts: 2,617	^ apparently not __________________ We went back there and they had come and hacked off every inoculated arm. There they were in a pile. A pile of little arms. And I remember... I... I... I cried. I wept like some grandmother. I wanted to tear my teeth out. I didn't know what I wanted to do. And I want to remember it. I never want to forget it. I never want to forget. And then I realized... like I was shot... like I was shot with a diamond... a diamond bullet right through my forehead. And I thought: My God... the genius of that.

04-16-2006, 09:50 AM	#213 (permalink)
TrampInaTux that's my war face. Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 1,418	No one's going to come to your aid. You're a manc. Brummie's unite!

04-16-2006, 11:04 AM	#217 (permalink)
TrampInaTux that's my war face. Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 1,418	Hey, we're Brummies. Me aint the sharpest tools in the shed but we'd rip you a new arsehole any day mate

04-16-2006, 01:04 PM	#219 (permalink)
TrampInaTux that's my war face. Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 1,418	Am I supposed to be taking writing lessons from a Mancunian here? Us brummies would go and beat the **** out of you mancs, but looks like Liverpool have beaten us to it

04-16-2006, 01:26 PM	#220 (permalink)
right-track Atchin' Akai Join Date: May 2005 Location: Unamerica Posts: 8,723	I believe Villa are going to Europe next season... ...if there's a war.