offensive jokes *giggles* (cover, quote)

Merkaba · 03-12-2006, 02:40 AM

You should stick to making awful songs

Obviously I'm taking the piss, but you know, hint hint.

MURDER JUNKIE · 03-17-2006, 08:19 AM

Two men were sitting next to each other at a bar. After a while, one guy looks at the other and says, "I can't help but think, from listening to you, that you're from Ireland."
The other guys responds proudly, "Yes, that I am."
The first guy says, "So am I. And where about from Ireland might you be?"
The other guy answers, "I'm from Dublin, I am."
The first guy responds, "Sure and begora, and so am I. And what street did you live on in Dublin?"
The other guys says, " A lovely little area it was, I lived on McCleary Street in the old central part of town."
The first guy says, "Faith and it's a small world, so did I! And to what school would you have been going?"
The other guy answers, "Well now, I went to St. Mary's of course."
The first guy gets really excited and say! s, :And so did I. Tell me, what year did you graduate?"
The other guy answers, "Well now, let's see, I graduated in 1964."
The first guy exclaims, "The Good Lord must be smiling down upon us! I can hardly believe our good luck at winding up in the same bar tonight. Can you believe it, I graduated from St. Mary's in 1964 too."
About this time a woman walks in to the bar, sits down and orders a drink.
The bartender walks over to her shaking his head and muttering, "It's going to be a long night tonight."
The woman asks, "Why do you say that?"
The bartender replies, "The Murphy twins are drunk again."

HAPPY ST PATRICK'S DAY!!!

explosions-in-my-pants · 03-17-2006, 12:02 PM

oh god it wasn't overly funny but it did make me laugh a little haha..

~~[MERIT]~~ · 03-17-2006, 01:25 PM

what do michael jackson and a silver medalist have in common?

they both came in a little behind.

Laces Out Dan! · 03-17-2006, 03:26 PM

^ OOO! O thought i had heard them all....That one is...Disgusting haha

Crowe · 03-20-2006, 05:40 PM

You guys wanna hear a joke?

Women's Rights.

~~under~~ · 03-20-2006, 05:43 PM

I don't get it =\

Mama Booze · 03-20-2006, 05:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by H.I.M

I don't get it =\

Christ lad, if you don't get it you never will, it's like Opera, you never get it but you learn to appreciate it.

Ytse Jam · 03-20-2006, 06:04 PM

Sorry to the jews but its funny

Who's the best Jewish cook?
Hitler

PerFeCTioNThrUSileNCe · 03-20-2006, 06:21 PM

1. Hitler wasn't Jewish
2. That joke is in horrible taste

03-12-2006, 02:40 AM	#161 (permalink)
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03-17-2006, 03:26 PM	#165 (permalink)
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03-20-2006, 05:40 PM	#166 (permalink)
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03-17-2006, 08:19 AM	#162 (permalink)
MURDER JUNKIE The Wetter The Better!! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: SH1TTY London Ontario Canada Posts: 2,504	Two men were sitting next to each other at a bar. After a while, one guy looks at the other and says, "I can't help but think, from listening to you, that you're from Ireland." The other guys responds proudly, "Yes, that I am." The first guy says, "So am I. And where about from Ireland might you be?" The other guy answers, "I'm from Dublin, I am." The first guy responds, "Sure and begora, and so am I. And what street did you live on in Dublin?" The other guys says, " A lovely little area it was, I lived on McCleary Street in the old central part of town." The first guy says, "Faith and it's a small world, so did I! And to what school would you have been going?" The other guy answers, "Well now, I went to St. Mary's of course." The first guy gets really excited and say! s, :And so did I. Tell me, what year did you graduate?" The other guy answers, "Well now, let's see, I graduated in 1964." The first guy exclaims, "The Good Lord must be smiling down upon us! I can hardly believe our good luck at winding up in the same bar tonight. Can you believe it, I graduated from St. Mary's in 1964 too." About this time a woman walks in to the bar, sits down and orders a drink. The bartender walks over to her shaking his head and muttering, "It's going to be a long night tonight." The woman asks, "Why do you say that?" The bartender replies, "The Murphy twins are drunk again." HAPPY ST PATRICK'S DAY!!!

03-17-2006, 12:02 PM	#163 (permalink)
explosions-in-my-pants angel of tragic days Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 924	oh god it wasn't overly funny but it did make me laugh a little haha..

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03-20-2006, 05:43 PM	#167 (permalink)
~~under~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 1,056	I don't get it =\

03-20-2006, 06:04 PM	#169 (permalink)
Ytse Jam Groupie Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: New Zealand Posts: 33	Sorry to the jews but its funny Who's the best Jewish cook? Hitler