sleepy jack

what is the difference between acne and a catholic priest?

Acne usually comes on a boys face after he turns 12





How did Helen Keller lose her virginity?

Her dad accidentally left the plunger in the toilet.




What do you get when you put a baby on a meathook?

An erection.




What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?

Nothing. You already told that bitch twice.




Why does Stevie Wonder Always Smile

Because He Doesnt Know Hes Black



Why do women fake orgasms?

They think we care.



okay i know these are mean and racist but i find them funny but dont seriously think any of these are right...except the funniest one which will be found at the bottom of this post.















WOMENS RIGHTS!




so fucking funny.

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