The Music Banter Members Journals Weekly Update Thread, week-ending May 17 2015
 

A relatively quiet week in Journal Land this week, with some regulars as ever keeping the ship afloat, some missing, and a new journal starting up too. Let's check out what's been happening.

The Batlord is up first, where as we http://www.musicbanter.com/members-j...-oblivion.html, he's talking about Hawkeye and crowing about the comics he got for free on Free Comic Book Day

while Black Francis is still checking into those http://www.musicbanter.com/members-j...ms-nes-ps.html with Twisted Metal 2 (makes me wish I had a PS and the time to play it!), Town and Country Surf Designs: Wood and Water Rage (doesn't make me wish I had an NES) and musicwise, in http://www.musicbanter.com/members-j...l-journey.html he's checking out some cool guitar tracks that inspired him to take up the axe.

Joenorwood77's http://www.musicbanter.com/members-j...band-week.html continues with his top five from The Ting Tings

while http://www.musicbanter.com/members-j...de-sparks.html goes all Japanese with Kimono my house

and if you want to read Pet_Sounds' first ever journal, he's dropped it on http://www.musicbanter.com/members-j...crap-heap.html for you to enjoy, or laugh at, depending on your disposition towards him and your general politeness, or lack thereof.

There's a new journal in http://www.musicbanter.com/members-j...attention.html, where our newest author is looking at Sunny Murray and The Velvet Underground

Soulflower is waxing lyrical about Price and wishing Stevie Wonder a happy birthday in http://www.musicbanter.com/members-j...dness-art.html

while over at http://www.musicbanter.com/members-j...d-journal.html things have been a little slow. There's a review of Vangelis's Apocalypse des animaux there now, as well as another of the “Albums that changed my life”, while Father Ted gets his start at http://www.musicbanter.com/members-j...-emporium.html. A review of a great album from British Sea Power in http://www.musicbanter.com/members-j...i-reviews.html and there's an introduction for Nemesis the Warlock in http://www.musicbanter.com/members-j...d-2000-ad.html.

With 1984 now in the can, there's just time for Unknown Soldier to put Yngwie's Rising Force “Down on the slab” in http://www.musicbanter.com/members-j...y-history.html before he crashes into 1985, and with Anteater he's looking at Kingdom of desire as the latest album in http://www.musicbanter.com/members-j...78-2015-a.html.

Finally, Urban is wondering how the hell he missed out on a new version of “Sonic attack” by Hawkwind and .... Brian Blessed? Read all about it in http://www.musicbanter.com/members-j...sed-ideas.html

And that's it for this week. Next week, more. Maybe.
Toodles!

This reminds me, i should really start calling my guitar my axe, it's such a cool term.

The Music Banter Members Journals Weekly Update Thread, week-ending May 24 2015
 

And already we're into the last update for May. Isn't time just flying?

First off this week we have the return of an old friend, as Antonio updates http://www.musicbanter.com/members-j...ng-ground.html for the first time in a year, with a review of You're dead! by Flying Lotus and a little inside information on what he's been up to all this time...

... and Aux-in has been setting up a Review Randomiser in http://www.musicbanter.com/members-j...continuum.html which this week yields, among others, ASTR, Foxy as Fox and Mercer ...

... while we all know what Batty has been up to! Oh yeah, and reading comics. http://www.musicbanter.com/members-j...-oblivion.html and see him investigate the world of Ultimates by Mark Millar.

Persona 2, Streetfighter 2 and Mortal Kombat 2 ... and 1. See a pattern here? Then head over to http://www.musicbanter.com/members-j...ms-nes-ps.html where Black Francis will satisfy the inner game nerd in you and perhaps bring back fond memories of your childhood. If you had one. Unlike me.

http://www.musicbanter.com/members-j...63-2013-a.html is up to 2008 and he's looking at The Bird and The Bee, Tigerstyle, Flying Lotus and Boduf Songs among others. Soon be caught up! Whatcha gonna do then Goofle? ;)

Plans are still well in hand for the wedding of the century, but innerspaceboy also has to to kick off The Retrobox Project. What's that? Step this way... http://www.musicbanter.com/members-j...nnerspace.html

http://www.musicbanter.com/members-j...band-week.html continues as joenorwood77 looks into Avenged Sevenfold

and Oriphiel has chapter eleven in http://www.musicbanter.com/members-j...rgy-story.html

Plainview is getting ito the Velvet Underground in http://www.musicbanter.com/members-j...attention.html

and there's a new entry in http://www.musicbanter.com/members-j...o-reviews.html as he looks at Brandon Flowers' new release. It's unscripted by the way, so be kind to him.

Not that much in my journals this week. There's an interesting observation on Gary Numan in http://www.musicbanter.com/members-j...d-journal.html while http://www.musicbanter.com/members-j...-emporium.html has another “Surprising and Unexpected Moment in Movie History”, but yeah, that's about it. I know. Been busy with my “Love or Hate” thread...

No new entries in http://www.musicbanter.com/members-j...y-history.html this week, as Unknown Soldier tells us he has yet to listen to all the albums he needs to for 1985. In the meantime, he promises some more 1984 albums to fill out the time. Sounds interesting. Meanwhile the boys are up to Tambu in http://www.musicbanter.com/members-j...78-2015-a.html.

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No prizes for guessing who's being welcomed back after a year in the wilderness! With a “Victory Screech!” Antonio rejoins us for what we hope will not be just a fleeting visit. Good to have you back man! :thumb:

Once I saw this post in “Pounding Decibels” there was no doubt at all that it was going to be my
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Proof from Plankton that you can change a top forty mindset, one person at a time. Rock on!
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Been a whole lot of talking and exchanging misty-eyed memories in http://www.musicbanter.com/members-j...ms-nes-ps.html, so Black Francis wins another award this week, for having the busiest and liveliest journal. Well done! Now how do I use this emulator again??
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So that's the last update for May. Just imagine, next week we'll be halfway through the year! Only two hundred and fifteen shopping days left to ... okay okay! I'm going! Sheesh!

Till next week,
Toodles!

The Music Banter Members Journals Weekly Update Thread, week-ending May 31 2015
 

There's been a pall hanging over Music Banter this week, and we all know why. As a result of the tension/depression/bewilderment/insert emotion here over Urban's departure, not too much has been happening in the Journals Section this week. Even I haven't managed a single entry, though in fairness that's more down to the amount of preparatory writing I'm doing, as well as getting ready for Metal Month III (only five months left to go!) as well as my running of the “Love or Hate?” thread. But let's see who has struggled into the office to try to keep the place running this week.

As the most recent entry in http://www.musicbanter.com/members-j...78-2015-a.html is his, I'm going to give this to Anteater, as he looks into Mindfields. In fairness of course, his partner in journalism is there with him, but as he also has entries in his own journal this week and Ant doesn't, and as it was he who posted the entries, we'll look on this as one of his. Unknown Soldier fans, don't worry: he's coming up later.

http://www.musicbanter.com/members-j...-oblivion.html and talks at length about Spawn, also Image Comics

while Black Francis links themes with him, if unintentionally, as there's “X-men: Children of the storm” as well as "Killer Instinct" in http://www.musicbanter.com/members-j...ms-nes-ps.html

and there are two more http://www.musicbanter.com/members-j...stronauts.html, courtesy of Freebase Dali and his bandmate.

Six more years left to go in http://www.musicbanter.com/members-j...63-2015-a.html as this week he's at 2009, where we have Mouse on the Keys, Doom and MiRthkon among his favourites.

Innerspaceboy has certainly been busy, with entries on Manuel Gottsching, an article about the Cloud and Steve Albini's keynote address all to be found in http://www.musicbanter.com/members-j...nnerspace.html

while Isbjorn is getting all political down in http://www.musicbanter.com/members-j...seur-cave.html and talking about Bernie Sanders. Who? He a relative of the Colonel? ;)

Ki just missed the deadline last week, but he wants to advise everyone that “Star Trek Video Game Month” is only around the corner. Tomorrow, in fact. Where? Where else but in http://www.musicbanter.com/members-j...is-arcade.html

Machine is promoting his new album in http://www.musicbanter.com/members-j...-its-dumb.html

Unknown Soldier (see, I told you ladies: just have patience!) has the self-titled from Batlord's faves, Bathory in http://www.musicbanter.com/members-j...y-history.html

and Violet is working on two new-ish journals. Having retired “The Devil's Dancefloor” he's going back to his original one, http://www.musicbanter.com/members-j...-endeavor.html where he's building a list of 2015 albums to begin reviewing from June 1. He's also emulating Batty with http://www.musicbanter.com/members-j...-endeavor.html wherein he's beginning his journey through the wonderful world of comic books with “Ultimate Spiderman”, no doubt with some assistance from the Battish one. We wish him well in his endeavours (sorry).

While I don't wish to be facetious, there wasn't a whole lot to choose from this week but I did manage to pick out one for my
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and it's from the guy who really put a lot into his journal this week, innerspaceboy. To be honest, thre were three posts of his I could have chosen, but this one struck a chord.
So that's it for the last update for May, and the first of the post-Urban era, as it were. Wherever you are man, know you're missed and we hope to cross paths with you again some day. Most importantly, hope you're comfortable and happy in your decision, and are enjoying a well-earned break, however long it may last.

Till next week,
Toodles!

It's Star Wars video game month, not Star Trek.

Ah crap! I knew that; freudian slip man. Sorry I can't change it. Maybe one of our friendly mods would do me a favour?

Oh well. We'll just have a bunch of confused individuals. :P Perhaps I can somehow slip some Star Trek into it, although my knowledge of Star Trek video games is very slim / close to none / pretty non-existent.

What? Urban left MB?? when did this happen and why??

Allegedly. They always come back.

http://www.musicbanter.com/announcem...d-already.html

So how much does the rent cost to live under your rock?

It's free, government housing.

Can't say i'll miss Urban much.

I assumed your original question was sarcastic.
Can I ask people please not to bash Urban here? This is, essentially, my thread and I have a lot of respect for the guy. I would not want to hear people start discussing how much they disliked him or how little they'll miss him, although I believe people like that are in the minority. But nevertheless.

Just a request. Please respect his memory, even if you didn't particularly like him. He's not here to defend himself so it seems only fair not to take shots at him, cheap or otherwise. I realise I brought it up in the introduction to this week's update, but other than that it's really kind of off-topic, so if we can stay away from it I think that would be good.

Thanks.

Still says "star trek". Thanks, Obama.

Would a mod please change that as a matter of some urgency, as Ki is really annoyed about it? Under his entry in the update, can you please change "Star Trek Video Game Month" to "Star Wars Video Game Month"? I can't do it obviously.

Many thanks.
That's all I can do, Ki. Can't work miracles.
TH

#Bernie2016?

It's all good. I know it's not your fault. I was more or less just making a silly joke about it when I posted what I posted.

**** your interest in American politics. I don't even know who the President/Prime Minister/Chancellor of Norway is, and you're all up in our **** about the Democratic primaries? Get the **** outta here!

Prime Minister, and it's Erna Solberg. Duh.

Man or woman?

Woman.

Norwegians. http://www.atheistnetwork2.com/image...n_rolleyes.gif

#robford2016

Woman.

She's even our second female Prime Minister. We're waaay head of you.

America has never had a male prime minister. It's sexist.

But how many black Prime Ministers have you had?

The Music Banter Members Journals Weekly Update Thread, week-ending June 7 2015
 

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Oh I know the feeling! You've just arrived in Journaltown for the first time, and are bewildered by the array of different sights to see, places to go, people to meet? Believe me you are not the first, but luckily we have this handy local guide to help you choose your destination, with a view to gaining the maximum enjoyment out of your stay here.

Why not head down to Ant Harbour and buy a ticket for http://www.musicbanter.com/members-j...ravaganza.html, one of our most popular tours? He's taking on final passengers, so if you want to catch him you had better hurry. This week there's a Smooth Reunion on the cards!

Mind you, if your tastes run more to the electronic side of things, a visit to http://www.musicbanter.com/members-j...continuum.html could be right up your digital strret. This week he's got Koven, Motorcycle, Receptor & Maximova, and more, to tempt you in his direction.

Then again, if loud electronic noises of a different sort are your bag, try out http://www.musicbanter.com/members-j...ms-nes-ps.html where Black Francis will tell you all about the games you played as a kid. Apparently. And if you have the kids with you, well this week he's going all educational and talking about the “Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?” series. Ah, the nostalgia. If I had played it. Which I didn't. But I do remember it.

Feeling a bit more esoteric? Want to try something different? Terry Riley perhaps, or Skalpel from Poland? Then you should make http://www.musicbanter.com/members-j...nnerspace.html your next stop, where you can also hear Innerspaceboy wax sentimental about the wonderful Slowdive, whom I only discovered a little while ago.

Fan of Faith No More? Right this way! http://www.musicbanter.com/members-j...band-week.html

Now, do you feel The Force within you? Have you an urge to battle the Empire? Or even take on the Rebels? Do little automated trashcans going beep-beepity-beep? make your palms go all sweaty? Then welcome, my friends, to http://www.musicbanter.com/members-j...is-arcade.html, where all this month is Star Wars Videogame Month! This week Ki kicks it off with Knights of the Old Republic, Star Wars Battlefront 3, as well as cut scenes, favourite Force powers and a look at one of the planets in KOTOR. And this is only week one!

If anyone says to you http://www.musicbanter.com/members-j...-its-dumb.html, ignore them because it is very well worth reading and visiting. Machine is reviewing albums by Dr. Yen Lo, Drive Like Jehu, Nails and others so check it out. There are also some of his own personal lyrics from his new upcoming album, which are always worth reading. Now aren't you glad you didn't listen to that advice?

What, me? Oh well yes, I maintain a few little businesses here in Journaltown, though I have been away and have not had the time to put into them recently that I should. Still, if you're interested, there's http://www.musicbanter.com/members-j...d-journal.html, where there's a new section called “Music from my head”, featuring Nick Gilder (who?) while if you're into TV crime then be happy as “love/Hate” returns in http://www.musicbanter.com/members-j...-emporium.html and we're looking at Anima Mundi in http://www.musicbanter.com/members-j...i-reviews.html. Futuristic crime your bag? Dredd is back in http://www.musicbanter.com/members-j...d-2000-ad.html

Finally, if you're a fan of Toto then you'll want to visit http://www.musicbanter.com/members-j...78-2015-a.html where Anteater and Unknown Soldier are looking Through the looking glass...

So there you have it. No matter where you look, what your taste is or how eclectic, you can always be sure of finding something you like here in Journaltown. We wish you well and hope you enjoy your stay.
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Till next week,
Toodles!

What the hell are you talking about???

I was trying to figure that out too.

The Music Banter Members Journals Weekly Update Thread, week-ending June 14 2015
 

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Secret communique re: file IAC/BN/PJAS5012-77/9 alpha.
CONFIDENTIAL --- EYES ONLY

Date: 6/14/15
From: Agent Orange (Note: check on recent request for codename change, submitted 5/30/15)
To: Director General CIA
CC: Director FBI, Joint Chiefs of Staff, Office of the Secretary of Defense, DH

Subject: Progress report on “Project Red Book”

Note: List of words and phrases to be redacted after reading to be found in appendix C, attached

1845 hours

There has long been held a belief in the highest echelons of power that a secret black operation with total plausible deniability has been in progress on the internet, disguised and hidden under the careful subterfuge of casual discussion. This report will reveal some shocking truths about what is really going on behind the closed doors of the location known on the internet as Music Banter, and known by the codename of Project Red Book, an ultra-secret operation so shrouded in mystery and with so many levels of encryption that not even our very best analysts (note: heh, anal!) have been able to decipher its meaning. It is my hope that I may be able to infiltrate this secret society and learn exactly what takes place there, and assess the potential threat to national security.

1855 hours

I begin in an odd location codenamed http://www.musicbanter.com/members-j...continuum.html, a worrying title when you discover that the words aux-in in ancient Sanskrit mean “Death to America”. Or possibly “Hand over that ice cream, I am a terrorist and it is a damn hot day” --- opinion differ. At the moment we can determine that this potential threat to our freedom is in communication with the Russians, perhaps even Putin, as he mentions a “Russian car-crash video”, which is of course KGB code for “Kill all Americans.” Or possibly “I wish to purchase that burger with cheese but no pickles. God help you if I find a pickle.” Stellamara, which he tries to pretend is an EDM band (Extreme Danger to Muricans, we assume that stands for) must surely be the codename for his contact, whom we hope to find and arrest in due course. Be vigilant!

Moving on, we find another terrorist, who goes by the name of Chascoso (we assume this to be an acronym for Communists Hate America; Soviet Covert Operation Still in Operation. A sleeper, in other words. This Chascoso has a devilish plan, it would appear, to turn Americans into Drones by the use of the secret MUSE (Metamorphosis Ultra- Secret Experiment) which we are aware they are running. This man is dangerous. Recommend caution. His location is contained in this encoded link: http://www.musicbanter.com/members-j...y-journal.html

However, dangerous as the Chascoso person may be, the one who goes under the codename of Exo is indeed a terrorist with a dire agenda. He is promoting the use of drugs, specifically one known to cause adverse hallucinations and open a gateway to another dimension which only the CIA are aware of and which is being guarded by three large aliens at the Roswell Base (important note: ALL OF THIS SENTENCE IS TO BE REDACTED. URGENCY LEVEL RED ALPHA) in his so-called http://www.musicbanter.com/members-j...s-musings.html. Do NOT approach this man; he has access to knowledge whcih nobody outside of the very top levels of the US Government should be allowed to.

But nothing grinds my gears more than one of our own getting involved in this heinous plan to bring down this great country I am proud to call America. I am sad to have to report that a former Military Policeman, who goes by the innocuous name of Fiddler, has been disseminating government records and secrets, and advising the general public about police modus operandi. http://www.musicbanter.com/members-j...es-patrol.html tells you all you need to know. We will have a special talk with him when we pick him up.

I am watching closely http://www.musicbanter.com/members-j...nnerspace.html but at the moment there appears to be nothing more sinister going on there than a wedding, or at least an engagement. I would like, on behalf of several government agencies that officially do not exist, to add my own congratulations. Well done, American Citizen!

A relatively new recruit to this conspiracy is joenorwood77, where http://www.musicbanter.com/members-j...band-week.html features Faith No More. Not very Christian of you, citizen! :nono:

Codename Ki looks to be only interested in playing video games. Get a job, citizen! This stuff rots your brain and makes you start thinking like a socialist! As examples, http://www.musicbanter.com/members-j...is-arcade.html is currently into the second week of “Star Wars Video Game Month”, and he is looking at old school Star Wars games like Rogue Leader, Racer Revenge and Rebel Strike. Also character spotlight, more planets as well as vehicles and a tribute to the recently passed away Sir Christopher Lee.

Another one flirting with chemical substance abuse is Mondo Bungle. His ramblings about clouds in the appropriately-titled http://www.musicbanter.com/members-j...istortion.html make for worrying reading.

And a shower of long-haired weirdos, Pearl Jam are on the menu when http://www.musicbanter.com/members-j...a-yas-out.html. Kids these days! :rolleyes: What's wrong with Sinatra? (REDACT)

A cautionary tale of why you kids should not listen to loud music in http://www.musicbanter.com/members-j...listening.html. We also revoked his credit card. (REDACT)

A seemingly innocent list of albums in http://www.musicbanter.com/members-j...ar-1965-a.html shows some worrying subversive traits: Mew, DANGERDOOM, Wax Tailor, Venetian Snares – none of these sound like the sort of music I would want my children to be listening to...

A bunch of hippies whining about global warming, false gods and future lawmen? This Trollheart one is going straight to Guantanamo! (REDACT) In http://www.musicbanter.com/members-j...d-journal.html there is a review of Marillion's Seasons End under the again subversive and suspicious title of “A new dawn?”, while god-who-never-existed-as-there-is-only-one-God-and-He-is-American-not-Indian Rama is the subject of http://www.musicbanter.com/members-j...gy-legend.html and in the future, New York city (and indeed the whole landmass of America) is one big city? So he says anyway in http://www.musicbanter.com/members-j...d-2000-ad.html. I don't think there's any hope left for this one.

Loud music, screaming guitars and anti-establishment lyrics: just three of the ingredients that make http://www.musicbanter.com/members-j...y-history.html a suitable candidate for covert surveillance, with the suitable Satanic-sounding Helix, which surely no true American would think of listening to! He has also somehow trained an insectivore to assist him in his other venture, http://www.musicbanter.com/members-j...78-2015-a.html where he's expounding on the merits of Falling in between. I said it before, I'll say it again, people: Sinatra. (PLEASE REDACT)

1928 hrs: I have successfully planted surveillance devices throughout these installations and will liaise with the NSA as agreed. Report ends.

Sealed for the eyes only of addressees above.
This report does not officially exist, and neither do I.
Agent Orange.

Quite possibly the best update you've ever done. Very creative.

The only reason I do a journal is to get a Shout out in this thread. Thanks Trollheart.

At ease, Agent Orange, all is well and under control. We'll let you know when your services are needed again.

Very creative dude.

Thanks man. I just came up with the idea an hour or so before writing it. I like to try to do something a little different if I can get the time.
You're welcome citizen. But try listening to some less subversive and more American bands. You're headed on a bad path...
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The Music Banter Members Journals Weekly Update Thread, week-ending June 21 2015
 

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Okay, now that the CIA have released me (that was NOT a fun week!) and agreed that Journaltown is not after all a threat to World (ie American) security and we've been taken off their watchlist, it's time to get back to the proper business of advising you all what's been happening around these parts. Also, does anyone know how to effectively remove an anal probe? I'm just asking...
:shycouch:

Aux-in is first up again as he explores Mt. Eden in http://www.musicbanter.com/members-j...continuum.html while

Black Francis is more interested in games like Ico and Shadow of the Colossus in http://www.musicbanter.com/members-j...ms-nes-ps.html.

Fall in! Stand up straight and listen to http://www.musicbanter.com/members-j...es-patrol.html --- I'm serious! This man has a taser and he knows how to use it! More tales from the beat courtesy of our favourite copper here on MB (yes, our only copper: your point?) with this week the story of the charging woman, trips to the PX and of course, fun with tasers...

It's now a case of who will finish first, as http://www.musicbanter.com/members-j...63-2015-a.html hits 2010, with albums from Kno, Igorr, Sufjan Stevens and my new favourites Kiss the Anus of a Black Cat, to name but four.

Recovered from the (very positive I'm sure) effects of becoming engaged, innerspaceboy is checking out The Orb, KLF, Funky synth music from the seventies and Elliott Smith too in http://www.musicbanter.com/members-j...nnerspace.html.

“Star Wars Video Game Month” (or SWVGM, as we like to call it around here – what? Some of us do. Well, one of us does.) is in full swing down in http://www.musicbanter.com/members-j...is-arcade.html, where he's talking about the freedom of choice in SW games, counting down the top ten weapons used, older Star Wars games he hasn't installed on his computer, and more. Much more. Well, some more. Look, let's just move on, shall we?

http://www.musicbanter.com/members-j...-its-dumb.html has Machine talking about two albums I don't like at all, one being TMR, then there's that one from Ought that Ant likes so much, plus more, and added rambling too.

Since this update began --- nay, since journals began! --- we have searched in vain for a user with a Q in his or her username to fill up the space always vaulted over as we talk about letters like O, P and to a lesser extent N. But now, finally, after literally years of waiting, that day has dawned! Qwertyy (who also has the easiest username to type ever!) starts http://www.musicbanter.com/members-j...ploration.html where he's (?) kicking off by looking into Grime, and specifically Dizzee Rascal.

And after my experiences at the hands of those who protect our freedom, I've managed the odd update myself. So in http://www.musicbanter.com/members-j...d-journal.html there's a new “More than words”, while in the absence of Urban we're getting back to my coverage of Doctor Who in http://www.musicbanter.com/members-j...-emporium.html. Dredd continues his early adventures in http://www.musicbanter.com/members-j...d-2000-ad.html and there are albums from ASIWYFA and Robbie Williams in http://www.musicbanter.com/members-j...i-reviews.html.

Finally, 1985 has rolled around in http://www.musicbanter.com/members-j...y-history.html as Unknown Soldier reviews Anthrax's spreading the disease.

All right then, let's restore some normality around here! Time for my
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This one gets it because of the phrase “pissy funeral director”, and also because it's quite moving in a gruff, punching-on-the-shoulder-shake-hands-but-don't-hold-for-more-than-two-seconds kind of way...
As for
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this really has to go to innerspaceboy for all his work on his journal http://www.musicbanter.com/members-j...nerspace.html. Ki has done a hell of a lot of work too, but add in the fact that isb has just got engaged and that's a lot of work to be putting out in the face of such a momentous decision.

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has been officially retired. I don't have the time for it any more and I've kind of lost interest. It was a good idea for a while but now it's got to the point of being more work than it's worth, so we won't be featuring it any more.

And that's the end of our Midsummer Night update. Watch out for elves and pixies down the bottom (hah!) of the garden tonight (Frownland, you can ignore that: you probably see them every night!) and while we're on the subject, Batty, don't capture them: they don't have pots of gold. That's leprechauns...

Till next week
Toodles!

No, really: does anyone know how to safely remove an anal probe? This thing is sore!

DO NOT attempt to remove that anal probe, if you do they'll just stick another one in there!

Also my journal is super lonely and needs someone to comment on The Last Guardian! am i the only hyped up for that game?

My first inclusion in the weekly update thread already, what an honor TH.:yeah: Also I figured it was about time the letter Q had some representation around journaltown, vastly underrated letter if I do say so. :laughing:

The Music Banter Members Journals Weekly Update Thread, week-ending June 28 2015
 

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Ah hoy hoy! Yes, it's your old pal, Charles Montgomery Burns, back again. That Trollheart fellow is so busy these days with his “Hate or Hate” --- oh, do excuse me, these dentures you understand! “Love or hate” of course I meant to say (no I bloody didn't!) thread that he asked me to step in and steady the ship for him while he's otherwise engaged. What? No no, that was like that when we got here, wasn't it Smithers? How dare you suggest I would have my flunky jemmy the --- Smithers! Where have you ---- ah, yes; no doubt he's gone to alert my team of overpriced lawyers. We'll see who has the last laugh then, eh my friend? Why, I'll crush you like this – uumpph! --- like his --- ruuuughhh! --- paper --- aaarrrrggg THERE! I knew I could do it! Like this paper cup! Ooh, I feel all faint; I had better sit down.

Now, let's see if we can make sense of this laughable excuse for an office --- dear god man! How does this fellow ever get anything done? Look at this! Scraps of paper, lyric sheets, posters held on with chewing gum, mangy dog staggering around vainly looking for somewhere to die! What's this? Appears to be a crude drawing of a stick figure with a cowboy hat, with the words TROLLHART crayoned in underneath. How jolly! Must be drawn by his nephew or niece or --- noooo actually now I look at it, that's his own writing. Well. Let's say no more about that.

First things first. Smithers! Smith-ers! Where are you? Ah, about time! Clear this desk for me will you? NO I DIDN'T MEAN JUST --- well, you know, actually that's probably for the best. Oh, and remove that revolting pictogram of that Antipodean temptress, will you? Kylie Minogue indeed! Does he not think he's a little old for --- anyway, I digress. Where was I? Oh yes. I'm in charge now, for the next few weeks anyway, and things are going to be run VERY differently here. You people will need to shape up or ship out. I will NOT have mediocre entries in poor journals, do you hear me!
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So what have we got to work with? Dear lord. Well I suppose beggars can't be choosers ... what a silly phrase. Of course they can. They can choose to get a job or be street bums. Still, I bet when they're fishing for food in those disgusting dumpsters they don't find anything as repugnant s this pile of ---
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ah hoy hoy? Ah, Trollheart! Yes, yes, just about to ... your cowboy picture? Oh dear. I mean, yes yes, everything is just where you left it (Smithers! Get that picture dried out now! I don't care if the crayon has run! Rewrite it! He'll never know the) absolutely, yes, indeed. A wonderful crop, as you say, and deserving of the highest .... what's that Smithers? Urgent journal business? I'll be right there. Sorry Trollheart, must dash. You take it easy and we'll see you in a few weeks. Broken lock? I know nothing about that, I'm afraid. Perhaps you can take it up with security when you ... yes Smithers I'm COMING! Sorry, must go. See you soon! Toodles! Idiot :rolleyes: What? The receiver isn't fully ... oh damn and blast! Sorry about that, Sir. Crossed lines. Yes, yes, of course. Goodbye.

Right, now that that's over, time to get this carnival upon the thoroughfare! Smithers, the instructions. Yes, I know they're in my pocket. Fetch them for me, would you? Yes I know, but you're closer. Thank you. Now, let's see: Boot up computer. Easily done.

BAM!

What the blue blazes ---? Smithers, why is the computing machine on the ground? Yes, I KNOW I kicked it: I was following Trollheart's instructions to the let --- eh? Really? Well now why couldn't he just say “turn on the computer”? Honestly! Yes, up here --- put your back into it man! Careful! No, not there! Here! No, two inches to the right I think. No, to the left. No, back. There will be fine. Now, what's next? Log on? Where in the name of the Sam Hill am I supposed to get a ---? Smithers, run down to the nearest logging camp and --- what? Now that's just silly. What's with all this complicated jargon? Ah! Now for THIS I have brought a cat. What? Well look at the notes: Use the mouse. First, we must catch it, no? You don't say? I don't know: anyone would think this wasn't the seventeenth century! What? Really? How time does fly when one is lying in one's coffin...

All right, then: let's see what ... huzzah! Success! Now, let's see which one of you chair moisteners are up first. Ah! The mighty Batlord! Aren't we ducking him? Doesn't his wife have a screenplay? No? Different person eh? Excellent!

http://www.musicbanter.com/members-j...-oblivion.html he self-importantly proclaims, as he discusses the minutiae of comical periodicals. Ah yes, I remember reading Mutt and Jeff and Andy Capp as a youth, and that delightful cat, Garfield. But wait! He has none of these icons in his so-called journal? Who has he got then? Quicksilver? The Flash? Doctor Doom? Magneto? Never heard of any of these. And he has them all fighting hypothetical battles. I truly don't get the youth of today. Well, if it's your thing I suppose...

Video games are more the style of Black Francis (are you sure he hasn't got a wife who has a .... no, no, okay. Mistaken identity again I suppose) who is looking into more Shadow of the Colossus and Grand Theft Auto in http://www.musicbanter.com/members-j...ms-nes-ps.html. Ah, excellent! I remember good old Donkey Kong! Now THERE was someone who could get a job done! If only I could have employed a hundred of those monkeys, instead of the useless apes I have slaving, er, working for me now... ah well.

I see we have a representative of the law here. Good, good! I hope you're still arresting all those blacks --- what? Oh now really! I can't even say the word? Since when? Niggle, niggle, niggle, that's you Smithers. Oh very well. Arrest them for what, you ask? Oh, I'm sure you'll think of something during the long, bumpy, un-airconditioned ride across the Transvaal to ... ah, sorry: got a bit confused there. But I don't know why we waste all our money on putting these (what is the accepted term, Smithers? Ah...) "gentlemen of colour" in prison. Waste of --- what? I own how many shares in America's prisons? Ah. Yes, yes, fine institutions, keep them full and busy! What has Officer Fiddler (sounds a little like an embezzler to me. Watch this one, Smithers!) been up to on http://www.musicbanter.com/members-j...es-patrol.html? Hmm. Seems he's getting all (oh dear!) HOT UNDER THE COLLAR about people driving in the heat! Oh lordy Smithers! I should be at the Vaudeville! :laughing: (Ah, what a delightful little laughing face. I really am quite adept at these computers, aren't I?)

“How music got free?” When did this happen? I have shares in almost every major record store in --- hmm. Seems the tale is related in http://www.musicbanter.com/members-j...nnerspace.html, as well as nu-jazz (whatever the devil that is!) and “A taste of Fresh Aire”? “Grand Unified Theory of Contemporary Music”? “Slow music for fast times?” Bah! I'm not reading all that! I suggest you go to innerspaceboy's journal, if you desire more information.

Another one wasting his time pushing buttons and twiddling knobs when he could be on a starvation wage at my factory pushing buttons and twiddling knobs is a man who is so poor he can only afford two letters in his name! Yes, Ki is bringing Star Wars Video Game Month to a close, with a look at Star Wars Battlefield. Front. Field. Who the blue blazes cares? If you do, join him in http://www.musicbanter.com/members-j...is-arcade.html. And while you're at it, get those sideburns shaved!

Our friend Mondo Bungle (where do they get these names??) is going on a road trip and will be detailing his adventures in http://www.musicbanter.com/members-j...im-leavin.html, so stay tuned.

Oriphiel (another one!) meanwhile is writing the latest chapter to http://www.musicbanter.com/members-j...rgy-story.html. You're not reading it? No, me neither. These cataracts, you see...

A man who really thought hard when deciding what to call himself, qwertyy is exploring grime (he could be a janitor in my factory if he wants to do that!) with another person who can't afford a full name, the oddly-named Jme in http://www.musicbanter.com/members-j...ploration.html

As you all know by now, I am here because Trollheart is very busy with this other thread of his, and as a result has been a bit of a slugabed with his journals. There is however new material in http://www.musicbanter.com/members-j...ive-metal.html where he's starting off 1969 and looking into the debut album from Genesis. Pah! He may know what he likes, but so do I, and it isn't “pro-gressive rock”...

Sixteen years ahead of him, Unknown Soldier is still http://www.musicbanter.com/members-j...y-history.html with albums from Dio and Savatage as he tackles 1985, while he and an insectivore appear to be collaborating in http://www.musicbanter.com/members-j...78-2015-a.html where they're looking at [ui]Toto XIV[/i]. Indeed. I seem to recall their off-key caterwauling on the Ed Sullivan show. Or was that the Beatles? What's the difference?

Oh, and nice to see you, Wpnfire! Think this is a job where you can just turn up when you please do you? Let me tell you, sonny boy, things are changing around here! I want a decent entry from you at least once a week, or I'll find someone who can do the job! Stronghold? Summoning? Pah! You'll have to do a lot better than that in http://www.musicbanter.com/members-j...s-journal.html if you want to keep drawing a paycheck young fella me lad!
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And that goes for the rest of you too! This excuse for a journal section is nothing short of laughable! You're supposed to update regularly, not when you feel like it! I want proper work, people, or heads are going to roll! Do you hear me? There's a new sheriff in town and ... what IS IT Smithers? Why are you on one knee? Something wrong with your back? Oh I know the feeling, my friend. I ... what? Same sex marriage was legalised in the USA this week? What has that to do with ... oh. I ... see. Well, this is very sudden, Smithers. Why don't you give me some time to think it over? Oh yes, I'll have your answer, don't you worry. I won't leave you waiting.

Hello? Sicilian Mafia? This is Mister B. Yes, you remember. Well, I just may have a contract for you...
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Oh, dear me! Didn't see you people still there! Do you mind? This is a private call! Now, off you go and let's see some proper work next week, or you'll all be learning what it's like to live on welfare!
No, not you, Don Gasconi! I was talking...

Shoo!
Till next week,
Toodles!

The Music Banter Members Journals Weekly Update Thread, week-ending July 5 201
 

All right then, Mister Burns has been sent packing (What? You can't do this to me! Don't you know who I am? I'm Charles Montgomery ---) Yeah, don't know what I was thinking, letting him loose in here. Anyway things should be getting back a little to normal now, but first, an announcement.
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Everyone destroy your journals and give up, because the journal to end all journals began this week, and nobody can compete with it. No, I'm not talking about my soon-to-be-released “Seventeen thousand reasons why I love Marillion and why you're an idiot if you don't” --- this is even better, and it's all thanks to a man who seldom writes anything here, but he's been hiding his light under a bushel and now we can all see what an incredible talent he has, both for writing and for comedy. Yes, people, the hilariously spot-on http://www.musicbanter.com/members-j...tasy-epic.html opened its doors this week, and Music Banter will never be the same again. Read more about it below, but for now, take a bow, YorkeDaddy, Journal Scribe Extraordinaire!

And so, to the update: we open with the return of Antonio, who is talking about Fetty Wap (no it's not a contagious disease, so far as I know!) in http://www.musicbanter.com/members-j...ng-ground.html

Keeping the tradition of the late departed Urban alive, http://www.musicbanter.com/members-j...lks-about.html and goes hip-deep into the Billboard Hot 100! Will he survive? Will it suck him under? Will he suck it off? Will he, it or both just suck? And how did he get past security, anyway? Don't they have his photo, fingerprints and DNA on file? Head his way to find out. He's not finished there though, as you can also http://www.musicbanter.com/members-j...-oblivion.html where he's still pitching unlikely battles between superheroes. Captain America and Green ... Canary ... something, I don't know. You know what he's like...

Black Francis is remembering Blood Omen: Legacy of Kain in http://www.musicbanter.com/members-j...ms-nes-ps.html

More of http://www.musicbanter.com/members-j...es-patrol.html where it's damn Texas hot and his dog is a bone(a) fide hero! :)

Another of the http://www.musicbanter.com/members-j...stronauts.html from Freebase Dali; this one's called “Lapse”

while innerspaceboy is checking out “Finnegan's Wake” in http://www.musicbanter.com/members-j...nnerspace.html and also performing a Lazarus-like resurrection on his Zen X-fi! Yay!

In the wake of the awesome “Star Wars Video Game Month”, Ki is checking out some Steam releases in http://www.musicbanter.com/members-j...is-arcade.html, like Elder Scrolls IV, Fallout 3 and Braid, to name but three. Also, there's a new mod on the prowl and he's after your expletives. Just fucking warning yaz... :rofl:

Machine is doing some reviews in a sort of “Love or Hate?” style in http://www.musicbanter.com/members-j...-its-dumb.html and all I can say is, well, his view of D'Angelo and mine differ widely. He also reviews Ki's favourites, Pg.Lost.

http://www.musicbanter.com/members-j...rgy-story.html has hits chapter sixteen, and there's also a side story to keep you entertained

while we welcome back after what seems years the one and only Pedestrian (though she's now changed her name to Paedantic Bastard, which I think used to be her usertitle) and in http://www.musicbanter.com/members-j...sswalking.html she's telling us all about the “joys” (heavy on the sarcasm there!) of camping! It's been way too long!

And returning to http://www.musicbanter.com/members-j...crap-heap.html, Pet_Sounds has another of his favourite Beatles tunes, in “Wait”.

http://www.musicbanter.com/members-j...ploration.html continues with electronica (Baths), Death Metal (Asphyx) and (shudder) Grindcore (Wormrot)

Just the one entry from me this week, and it's in http://www.musicbanter.com/members-j...d-journal.html where the whole journal is being taken over again by a discography, this time Marillion. We're kicking off with Fugazi, so if prog rock is your thing, check us out. If not, be warned: this will go on for some time!

http://www.musicbanter.com/members-j...y-history.html reaches no. 17 for 1985 with Iron Angel (who?)

And that brings us to THE Journal, as mentioned above. YorkeDaddy has struck gold, and in http://www.musicbanter.com/members-j...tasy-epic.html he's taking us all on a journey to a place of wonder, adventure and ... wonder (Red Dwarf in-joke; if you didn't get it, suck it). Hear all about why JWB can ony use lowercase keys! See the mighty Janszoon refuse to help the quest! Watch the sparks fly between Batty and Frownland! And if you act now, you can collect your free tickets to A Family Sleeping Peacefully Except For The Father Who Snores Occasionally. It's the new stage sensation!

Seriously: you need to check this out. It will become the Journal of the Year, nay the Decade. Be in on the ground floor, so that in years to come you can look back and proudly tell your grandchildren, yes, I was there!

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Although there have been some very good posts this week (I considered submissions from Ki, Innerspaceboy, Batty and Fiddler) there really is no other possible winner. Here then, is the opening chapter to YD's fantasy epic, long may it run. For anyone who has not yet read it, this is what you're in danger of missing....


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Rumours of her demise have thankfully been very much exaggerated it would seem! The lovely Pedestrian, complete with new name, is back to regale us with tales of her camping trip and we hope she will be a regular contributor here again.

And so ends another ... what's this note? Looks very legal. Hmm. From Mister Burns's lawyers, eh? Excuse me, I have to go deal with this.

Till next week,
Toodles!