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Old 01-28-2015, 08:36 PM   #1 (permalink)
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what the hell, dude.
Another benefit of having a dick. Not only can I do that, but I don't have to sit down on a toilet seat some twat like me has pissed all over.

Unless of course you just REALLY need to take a ****, and you have no other choice but to wipe it off and sit down anyway, praying that you got it all. But of course you didn't.
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Old 01-28-2015, 08:43 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Another benefit of having a dick. Not only can I do that, but I don't have to sit down on a toilet seat some twat like me has pissed all over.
this would only be a benefit of having a dick if you've been using the ladies bathroom, batlord

p.s. twat doesn't get censored
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Old 01-28-2015, 08:46 PM   #3 (permalink)
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this would only be a benefit of having a dick if you've been using the ladies bathroom, batlord
You're assuming I was talking about mens' bathrooms?
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Old 01-28-2015, 08:56 PM   #4 (permalink)
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You're assuming I was talking about mens' bathrooms?
oh god

You are the customer I have hated all my life, dudes pissing all over the ladies' room.

It's so annoying to be a chick and have to clean someone's piss off the seat.
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Old 01-28-2015, 09:12 PM   #5 (permalink)
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oh god

You are the customer I have hated all my life, dudes pissing all over the ladies' room.

It's so annoying to be a chick and have to clean someone's piss off the seat.
Actually the part about womens' bathrooms was BS... probably. But I've totally pissed all over the mens' room toilets. Cause **** you all.
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