Originally Posted by Vanilla

I love how there's a line of people for screwing me! You can take my MB virginity.



The spider lives over the other room not mine, I've had no spiders in my room at all while I've lived here. They just stay in one spot up in the roof keeping an eye out for bad guys (flies).



It's not that I can't get laid, I jumped on a dating website and got 150 messages in 2 days. It's just that I am picky with guys, I find most boring as hell and don't want to sleep with someone unless I know there is mutual respect and a relationship (which should only take a week or two of dating).

Music Banter on the other hand, sign me up for some serious poundage!

Originally Posted by GuitarBizarre

Roxy is unable to perpetrate violence. It always somehow turns into BDSM between two consenting adults.

Originally Posted by Frownland

I just want to say your tits are lovely.

Originally Posted by grindy

Roxy is the William S. Burroughs of our time.

Originally Posted by Neapolitan

I like Roxy, she's awesome and her taste in music far exceeds yours. Roxy is in the Major League bro, and you're like a sad clown in a two bit rodeo.