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I'm glad you think I'm awesome but I don't. ****ing. vomit.


I hold my goddamn liquors like an Italian holds his balls.


I am alsos partially Italian. We hold our balls like a muthafukka.

S'far as I'm concerned you're still awesome and rad. But. I don't vomit.


I also dont have no bathtubs.

aint no posh boy, we got an showerheads and no curtains on the outdoors in the lawns. **** it, damn sure the neighbor lady aint seen no dicks since the 90s anyways. THA'S RIGHT, LOOK AT DEM DICKS, JUST SHORT OF THE 6 OF INCHES ON THE E-RECTS, JUS ABOVES AVERAGES. YOU KNOW YOU WANT IT, NEIGHBOR LADY. I knw yoyd does

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I spit bullets in my feet
Every time I speak
So I write instead
And still people want me dead
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