Gavin B.

Okay that's it. I've been in this forum for five years a not a single one of you spineless forum members have spilled their guts on me! Go on and scream it out loud: "I hate Gavin B"... or maybe "Who in the hell is Gavin B?". The answer to that question is I'm the creepy guy that no one wants to sit with in the lunch room. I haven't felt this unpopular since my mom tried to poison my oatmeal. If I had a really bad temper I'd go postal and shoot a bunch of people, like other Americans who can't get psychiatric help!I'm resigning from this forum, moving to a remote village in Sudan & quitting the internet for good. Don't try to contact me unless you want to send me a whole bunch of drugs to make me feel better.

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Rjinn

Just use plug.dj, you'll probably be popular in a second.

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The Batlord

And who are you?

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TheBig3

I always have to remind myself that the racist, football (soccer) fanatic was goodfoot and not you. So I'm always torn - "He writes such good posts but he is a biggot" - and then I realize, no, wrong guy. And then I think you're pretty great.

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Necromancer

That's beautiful Big3.

Gavin B.

I don't even know how to play soccer and you've already branded me as a racist footballer!!! Can't I get a break around this place???

Actually I have a great deal of affection for most people in this forum (except for that high and mighty Batlord who can't be bothered to remember who I am). Maybe he's freakin' senile.

Lisnaholic is a wonderful person and a great thread leader on Folk and International Music. I'd advise any music lovers to visit that music forum. I'd be happy to accept a friend invitation from Lisnaholic.

Trollheart is basically a stand-up dude when he's not infecting your computer with malware and Trojan horse viruses.

Bulldog and Jackhammer were the two people that inspired me to become a member of this forum. I really miss their daily participation in the forum and wish they'd start posting again.

Okay...is everybody happy? I've written a Spill Your Guts post that appears to be written by a non-insane person who merely wants to "fit in" and be one of the cool people.

I hope I've proven to the skeptics that I'm not sitting here with my Mossman shotgun on my knee about to embark upon a road trip to even the score with every Music Banter who disagrees with me.

One last question: Can I get in trouble for posting thinly veiled threats against people who make fun of me?

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There are two types of music: the first type is the blues and the second type is all the other stuff.
Townes Van Zandt

WWWP

Potentially. I received an infraction for telling someone not to be a dick in this thread, so.

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YorkeDaddy

its possible to get infractions on this forum??

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Dr_Rez

Bruh I have gotten tons of them.

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djchameleon

that's not thinly veiled.

That's punching someone dead in the throat.

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