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Old 02-13-2015, 10:19 PM   #8131 (permalink)
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Oh jeez haha. I'll have to check it out. Is it gory campy B or just bad B?
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Old 02-13-2015, 10:20 PM   #8132 (permalink)
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when your machine candy bar gets stuck in the coil: JWB
when you realize the milk has soured way too late: JWB
when you include some of your dick skin into the zip: JWB

It's a meme! Keep it going.
when you accidentally send a dick pic to your mom: JWB
when your boss catches you picking your nose: JWB
when your toilet overflows during a bout of explosive diarrhea: JWB
when you get splashed on the street by a car driving through a puddle: JWB
when you're trapped in a small space with a person who has terrible B.O.: JWB
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Old 02-13-2015, 10:21 PM   #8133 (permalink)
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is this a regular occurrence for you or is there a specific story behind it?
this shit seems to happen to me way too often.

either that or there's just a ridiculous number of crazy homeless people in the town I work in.

like damn, just shut up and let me carry on.
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Old 02-13-2015, 10:23 PM   #8134 (permalink)
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Frankenhooker. wow, lol.
I've always had a thing for weird movies.

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Oh jeez haha. I'll have to check it out. Is it gory campy B or just bad B?
Uh... it's kinda both...

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Old 02-13-2015, 10:23 PM   #8135 (permalink)
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maybe the homeless just tend to find you especially approachable. or perhaps they see the hair and figure i could make a decent rug with that
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Old 02-13-2015, 10:27 PM   #8136 (permalink)
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maybe the homeless just tend to find you especially approachable. or perhaps they see the hair and figure i could make a decent rug with that
I'm always a little amazed when someone finds me approachable but I guess I'm kind of cute sometimes.
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in my experience though they tend to target young white people(aka suckers) in general
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in my experience though they tend to target young white people(aka suckers) in general
99.9% of the time they get shot down by me because I'm over their bullshit
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When you go to fuck your goat and find some other dude's semen already dripping out of her: JWB
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