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Old 02-13-2015, 09:14 PM   #1 (permalink)
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JWB: It's always his fault.
when you drop your toast buttered side down: JWB.
when your dog takes a shit on the carpet: JWB.
when you were a little more drunk than you thought you were: JWB.
when you get stuck in an annoying conversation with a crazy homeless guy: JWB.
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when you drop your toast buttered side down: JWB.
when your dog takes a shit on the carpet: JWB.
when you were a little more drunk than you thought you were: JWB.
when you get stuck in an annoying conversation with a crazy homeless guy: JWB.
when your machine candy bar gets stuck in the coil: JWB
when you realize the milk has soured way too late: JWB
when you include some of your dick skin into the zip: JWB

It's a meme! Keep it going.
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when your machine candy bar gets stuck in the coil: JWB
when you realize the milk has soured way too late: JWB
when you include some of your dick skin into the zip: JWB

It's a meme! Keep it going.
when you accidentally send a dick pic to your mom: JWB
when your boss catches you picking your nose: JWB
when your toilet overflows during a bout of explosive diarrhea: JWB
when you get splashed on the street by a car driving through a puddle: JWB
when you're trapped in a small space with a person who has terrible B.O.: JWB
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Old 02-14-2015, 07:21 AM   #4 (permalink)
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when you accidentally send a dick pic to your mom: JWB
when your boss catches you picking your nose: JWB
when your toilet overflows during a bout of explosive diarrhea: JWB
when you get splashed on the street by a car driving through a puddle: JWB
when you're trapped in a small space with a person who has terrible B.O.: JWB
I woke up this morning with a headache... dammit, JWB! I know my shaggy hair is starting to kinda look like sheep wool, but that doesn't give you the right to try to **** it when I sleep!
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Old 02-13-2015, 09:18 PM   #5 (permalink)
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when you get stuck in an annoying conversation with a crazy homeless guy: JWB.
is this a regular occurrence for you or is there a specific story behind it?
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Old 02-13-2015, 09:21 PM   #6 (permalink)
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is this a regular occurrence for you or is there a specific story behind it?
this shit seems to happen to me way too often.

either that or there's just a ridiculous number of crazy homeless people in the town I work in.

like damn, just shut up and let me carry on.
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Frankenhooker. wow, lol.
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^It's all true.

Frankenhooker. wow, lol.
I've always had a thing for weird movies.

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Oh jeez haha. I'll have to check it out. Is it gory campy B or just bad B?
Uh... it's kinda both...

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I've always had a thing for weird movies.
Is that Krysten Ritter?
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have you ever seen blacula?
Yeah, I watched it when I was a kid. Actually, now that you mention it, I should re-watch it sometime...

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Is that Krysten Ritter?
Patty Mullen!

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