Originally Posted by Ninetales (Post 1526960)

bro :(

Originally Posted by Exo_ (Post 1526706)

I've never done one of these before.

Batlord - Funny like 80% of the time. I think we're friends. I could also be wrong and you may hate me. I'm not sure.

Neapolitan - Nicest member of this board. We converse a lot in Plug. He's my buddy.

Blaro - 2nd nicest member of this board. I think you also may be into Jesus too much, but you're a good person so that's cool.

bob. - Coolest mother f*cker on this board. I strive to have some of your coolness in my own life.

Whateverdude - You literally drink WAY too much. Stop it. I'm glad you got a job. I would have placed a bet that you would become homeless in a year if you had not gotten one.

DJ Cham - East coast brother. I disagree with some of what you say but honestly we haven't talked in forever and that makes me sad. I hope Herm hasn't killed your soul with fire.

Frownland - Really awesome guy. Has my back on a lot of things and is also turning into my favorite poster on the board. Hilarious and also a f*cking weirdo.

Janszoon - My favorite mod and one of the most genuine people on this board. I always value what he has to say and he likes great music. The guy is the man.

Roxy - This chick is the best. I feel like if we knew each other personally we would be friends. Great sense of humor and also a badass.

Chula Vista - Great new member and a cool dude. You're a good dad so it seems while also being a bit too happy to show off the fruit of your loins. I agree she's pretty but you're like her manager on this board. You also have reached out to me and for that I hold you in high respect. Plus, you live next to Mexico. That's just cool.

I don't feel like doing any more. Maybe later.

Originally Posted by Machine (Post 1526752)

Overcast: I don't see this guy around as much as I wish I did because we always seem to get along, and his taste in music matches up with mine for the mist part.

Originally Posted by Neapolitan (Post 1526331)

Freebase Dali: Never did a proper one of these. tbh I don't think I could make a SYG post as you intended, i.e. to reach down their throat, grab their heart, and pull it out. Then throw it on the floor and step on it with high heels. Then spit on it, shove it in the oven, then cook the shtt out of it. Then slice it into little pieces, slam it on a hunk of toast and then serve it to them.

Originally Posted by Freebase Dali (Post 1527028)

Not a problem, man. I didn't intend for it to be brutal 100 percent of the time. I just intended for the thread title to be literal.

Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1527030)

If the title were literal Google would have shut this place down years ago.

Originally Posted by ladyislingering (Post 1526921)

so here's a few.

Pet_Sounds - super neat kid with a great taste in music, so much yet for him to find that will totally blow his mind. When you're so young with such taste, there is nothing more exciting than digging at the archives of real music.

Chula Vista - lately I'm not sure if this guy's just drunk a lot of the time and it turns him into a jerk or if he's just a jerk.

Mordwyr - I call him "moreweird" when I see his username because he comes off as the type of person who probably has one of those freaky synthetic Japanese sex dolls in his bedroom and dresses himself (and the doll) up in lace stockings for sexual gratification. Probably doesn't have 9 children, and more than likely didn't just have another, because let's be honest here, if a couple just had a child, the wife (who just birthed a monstrously large creature) isn't going to chat with her husband first thing after on a fucking music forum of all places.

Frownland - keeps getting funnier. A really charming person.


Roxy - Supercool, superchill, excellent taste in music and would probably be really cool to chill with.

WhateverDude - Still my favorite. :)

Originally Posted by Pet_Sounds (Post 1527047)

We love you too, Roxy. Some of us a little too much (looking at you, Batlord). And thanks, LiL and Machine.