Originally Posted by Urban Hat€monger ?

I was watching the making of some wildlife documentary filmed on Antarctica a while ago and the guy said that there are 2 things you notice as soon as you get there.
How cold it is, and how much the place reeks of penguin shit.

Was that your experience too?

Originally Posted by mordwyr

Oh, no. Sorry. They're only in ebook form, since that format sells best for all the women out there who don't want people to see that they're reading smut. I've published nine titles. Not popular at all!

Originally Posted by John Wilkes Booth

i would say it's making her take her guard down and open the flood gates.

Originally Posted by J.R.R. Tolkien

There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.

Originally Posted by The Batlord

By "floodgates", you mean labia?

Originally Posted by GuitarBizarre

Roxy is unable to perpetrate violence. It always somehow turns into BDSM between two consenting adults.

Originally Posted by Frownland

I just want to say your tits are lovely.

Originally Posted by grindy

Roxy is the William S. Burroughs of our time.

Originally Posted by Neapolitan

I like Roxy, she's awesome and her taste in music far exceeds yours. Roxy is in the Major League bro, and you're like a sad clown in a two bit rodeo.

Originally Posted by RoxyRollah

Jesus,Batlord. Really?

Originally Posted by J.R.R. Tolkien

There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.

Originally Posted by Trollheart

Why does anything Batty say surprise anyone, ever? You know what he's like by now...

Originally Posted by GuitarBizarre

Roxy is unable to perpetrate violence. It always somehow turns into BDSM between two consenting adults.

Originally Posted by Frownland

I just want to say your tits are lovely.

Originally Posted by grindy

Roxy is the William S. Burroughs of our time.

Originally Posted by Neapolitan

I like Roxy, she's awesome and her taste in music far exceeds yours. Roxy is in the Major League bro, and you're like a sad clown in a two bit rodeo.

Originally Posted by RoxyRollah

You mock my distain sir!

Originally Posted by J.R.R. Tolkien

There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.

Originally Posted by Neapolitan

You snotty little batlord. You want answers? You want answers? You can't handle the truth. Son we live in a world that has forums and those forums have to be guard by people with mod power. Who's going to do it? You? Mr lieutenant whinnypants? Urban Hatemonger has a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for trolls and spammers and you curse the Mods. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what he knows, that troll & spammer bans, while tragic, probably saved lives. And his existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves forum members! You don't want the truth, because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want him as a mod. You need him as a mod. They use words like "infractions", "bans", "perma-bans". They use these words as the backbone of a life spent moderating something. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain Urban Hatemonger to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom that he provides, and then questions the manner in which he provides it! I would rather you just said "thank you", and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you pick up an album, and make a post about it. Either way, I don't give a damn what hissy fits you think people are entitled to!

Originally Posted by Chula Vista

That's been a rather enjoyable 4-5 page read. Tiny dicks, penguins, labia, self-esteem=bad, Jack Nicholson, french kissing nuns, quintuple blow jobs, impoverished children, stamps, self-esteem=good, and a few others I've missed.