i read an article once which pointed out that penguins have small dicks.

For the record I would just like to say to Carpe I'm not saying I agree with Manky, just that I see where he's coming from.

When you first joined here I thought you were going to get eaten alive by the way you were throwing your weight around the place and treading on peoples toes, but you gave as good as you got and stuck around. Which was highly entertaining to watch.

Exactly the same as how I was when I joined. I wish more people would put a few noses out of joint for the right reasons around here.

This can only mean one thing.

A great lot of you guys are secretly penguins.

I'm a published romance novelist, and recent popular trends have bitch heroines who are loved by all the men. Their shrewishness is seen as "challenging", as if men actually find those women attractive precisely because they're difficult to deal with.

If you know that for certain that would make you the biggest slut on the forum.
:)

Gotta strive for something in this life.

I like to call it an "educated guess" but in that case I assume it would be fairly easy to take five dicks to the mouth.

Stamp collecting can be quite fulfilling you know.

It is.

what inspired you to become a published romance novelist?