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Old 08-21-2014, 07:30 PM   #5231 (permalink)
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Disagree completely. My hand is clean, guilt free, and knows exactly what I like. No one night stand can offer that.
It's a rare hand that's dynamite in the sack. To get anything much more than a half-way decent orgasm without saving it up for a couple days, I'd need more than the one hand if you know what I'm sayin'.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 08-21-2014, 07:40 PM   #5232 (permalink)
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I only ever had sex a couple times
Thanks for the advice though.
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Old 08-21-2014, 08:34 PM   #5233 (permalink)
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Thanks for the advice though.
Any time.
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Old 08-21-2014, 09:34 PM   #5234 (permalink)
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It's a rare hand that's dynamite in the sack. To get anything much more than a half-way decent orgasm without saving it up for a couple days, I'd need more than the one hand if you know what I'm sayin'.
Maybe if you ask nice you can get it in with Icky Vicky on the weekends. Just buy Roxy a bottle of wine.
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Old 08-21-2014, 09:57 PM   #5235 (permalink)
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I had to look "Icky Vicky" up. Fuck you.
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Old 08-21-2014, 10:04 PM   #5236 (permalink)
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Now I had to look her up. I was referring to Roxy's toy I didn't know it was a garbage pail kid but hey pussy still > hand.
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Old 08-21-2014, 10:33 PM   #5237 (permalink)
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Now I had to look her up. I was referring to Roxy's toy I didn't know it was a garbage pail kid but hey pussy still > hand.
Apparently a garbage pail kid is also a sexual act where you **** a girl in the ass while holding her head in a bucket of vomit.
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Hey if that's your thing I don't think she'll mind. Make sure to wear a condom that doll has been used and abused.
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Old 08-22-2014, 05:02 AM   #5239 (permalink)
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I used to collect those garbage pail kids cards and even saw the movie.. (ugh)

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Apparently a garbage pail kid is also a sexual act where you **** a girl in the ass while holding her head in a bucket of vomit.
This makes me fetishes feel less weird.
i don't find puking or gagging sexy, im weird like that.
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Old 08-22-2014, 10:40 AM   #5240 (permalink)
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Why are you ppl pimping out my crime scene dummy...
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Roxy is unable to perpetrate violence. It always somehow turns into BDSM between two consenting adults.
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I just want to say your tits are lovely.
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Roxy is the William S. Burroughs of our time.
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I like Roxy, she's awesome and her taste in music far exceeds yours. Roxy is in the Major League bro, and you're like a sad clown in a two bit rodeo.
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