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The Batlord 08-21-2014 07:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Engine (Post 1480979)
Disagree completely. My hand is clean, guilt free, and knows exactly what I like. No one night stand can offer that.

It's a rare hand that's dynamite in the sack. To get anything much more than a half-way decent orgasm without saving it up for a couple days, I'd need more than the one hand if you know what I'm sayin'.

Engine 08-21-2014 07:40 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1480897)
I only ever had sex a couple times

Thanks for the advice though.

The Batlord 08-21-2014 08:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Engine (Post 1480987)
Thanks for the advice though.

Any time.

DwnWthVwls 08-21-2014 09:34 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1480983)
It's a rare hand that's dynamite in the sack. To get anything much more than a half-way decent orgasm without saving it up for a couple days, I'd need more than the one hand if you know what I'm sayin'.

Maybe if you ask nice you can get it in with Icky Vicky on the weekends. Just buy Roxy a bottle of wine.

The Batlord 08-21-2014 09:57 PM

I had to look "Icky Vicky" up. Fuck you.

DwnWthVwls 08-21-2014 10:04 PM

Now I had to look her up. I was referring to Roxy's toy I didn't know it was a garbage pail kid but hey pussy still > hand.

The Batlord 08-21-2014 10:33 PM

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Originally Posted by DwnWthVwls (Post 1481014)
Now I had to look her up. I was referring to Roxy's toy I didn't know it was a garbage pail kid but hey pussy still > hand.

Apparently a garbage pail kid is also a sexual act where you **** a girl in the ass while holding her head in a bucket of vomit.

DwnWthVwls 08-21-2014 10:39 PM

Hey if that's your thing I don't think she'll mind. Make sure to wear a condom that doll has been used and abused.

Black Francis 08-22-2014 05:02 AM

I used to collect those garbage pail kids cards and even saw the movie.. (ugh)

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Originally Posted by The Batlord (Post 1481019)
Apparently a garbage pail kid is also a sexual act where you **** a girl in the ass while holding her head in a bucket of vomit.

This makes me fetishes feel less weird. :p:
i don't find puking or gagging sexy, im weird like that.

RoxyRollah 08-22-2014 10:40 AM

Why are you ppl pimping out my crime scene dummy...


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