My teacher got one of the hottest girls to apply a condom to a dildo and talk about smeg. About it.

I just use my hands to put a condom on. Never felt the need to complicate things by trying to put it on with a banana.

Well played.

wow that is very disrespectful to the banana fingers population

think the distinction that needs to be made here is between having sex and making love. LadyisLingering you need to realize these are two different things.
People who have sex are not evil sinners riddled with infections.

Also, sex ed was the worst in high school. Not to mention the horrible 80's VHS' they'd show that actually had cartoon rabbits talk about ejaculations and periods.
They'd also bring out the biggest bastard of a ***** you'd ever seen, just to make everyone feel really inadequate as condoms pung up and hit people in the face as they frantically tried to get it on without making eye contact with the *****'s japseye.

EDIT: word that has been censored is d ildo

Never. My grandfather's family were banana fingerians.

"I swear I'm not prejudice, I have friends that are banana fingered!!"

Indeed. I am far more sexually attracted to women than I am to my right hand. It does the job, but it's a pretty mechanical way to go about getting off. I only ever had sex a couple times, but even though I wasn't attracted to one, and felt nothing at all for the other, I was definitely more into it than I ever was with Pamela Handerson. And just because I don't have any feelings with the other person doesn't mean there can't be any kind of connection, no matter how short term. It's not an emotional connection so much as a desire for a shared sexual experience rather than just jerking off with another human being, but it still heightens the experience.

Dude what? you only ever boned your hand once or twice?

Lies!

I'm saving myself till I can give it a wedding ring.