because naturally if you have unprotected sex with someone who isn't your boyfriend you're guaranteed to pick up an STI, right?

someone think of the children.

Imagine how big it would be if you didn't have **ahem** issues **ahem** down there.

if I didn't have pubic hair?
well gosh Goofle that'd be swell.

I don't think people who have casual sex can be trusted. I don't understand how anyone could enjoy themselves having sex with someone they have no emotional connection with, as if they're just a tool for a few minutes because your wrist is too tired or something. Maybe I'm missing something, or maybe people are as empty as they seem.

There's a joke in there, but I'm not touching it.

Sex is how adults play. Kids have play dates with action figures, adults have play dates with their fun parts.

Having sex with someone you care about is completely different than having sex for fun. The two shouldn't be compared. I should note that it is not something I feel comfortable doing since I generally do not get any sort of physical reaction from strangers even if I think they are hot. I wish I could enjoy it, I feel life would be a lot more fun.

It matters all on the person really, I have to actually get to know the person beforehand. I wish I wasn't so weird about it, but it's definitely made things a bit awkward with some people.

How do you even get it up?? How is it not weird to meet someone for the first time and 5 minutes later you're fucking? I can see if maybe you were drunk (but in my experience drunk sex is really, truly unpleasant and it seems next to impossible to have a decent orgasm) and not thinking clearly... or you're just strange.

Years ago one of my exes had totally screwed me over but it had not been openly discussed with his family, so when he moved away for special mental treatment, his mother thought it'd just be a great idea to drive me 300 miles to stay in a hotel with him over a weekend. We didn't have sex because I didn't even want him touching me. Any amount of respect or kindness I had for him was totally gone at that point, and some weeks later he picked up a stranger (a male escort) and that's when I decided it was done. Maybe I'm just selective or I have a more specific line of criteria that I require before I let anyone near me beyond a handshake, let alone sex.

I just don't get it. Why have sex with someone you'll probably never see again, or never talk to beyond smalltalk, or never have a reason to know or spend a lot of time with? Why not just masturbate?

It would definitely be physically awkward if you didn't have a feel for their touch in a non-sexual manner firsthand.

Some of us would just rather be loved, I guess.

Drunken sex with practical strangers is fun because you can idealize them into someone way cooler than who they actually are, and since everyone has their own fvcking style, most of what they do is gonna be fun and new.

But it definitely could never compare to sex with someone you love.

Let's quit talking about our wangs and start talking about MB members...hmmm never mind, carry on.