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Old 08-20-2014, 04:25 PM   #5181 (permalink)
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I'm going to watch all of you have sex with each other.
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Old 08-20-2014, 05:46 PM   #5182 (permalink)
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Who said you needed a girlfriend to have sex. You've been doing it all wrong.
He could totally get gonorrhea instead.
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Old 08-20-2014, 05:55 PM   #5183 (permalink)
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that's not how gonorrhea works.
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IMO I don't know jack-**** though so don't listen to me.
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Old 08-20-2014, 05:58 PM   #5184 (permalink)
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Old 08-20-2014, 06:14 PM   #5185 (permalink)
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Yes I would because I actually paid attention in Sex Ed class.

Casual sex doesn't mean you automatically get stds.
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Fame, fortune, power, titties. People say these are the most crucial things in life, but you can have a pocket full o' gold and it doesn't mean sh*t if you don't have someone to share that gold with. Seems simple. Yet it's an important lesson to learn. Even lone wolves run in packs sometimes.


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Old 08-20-2014, 06:26 PM   #5186 (permalink)
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But your penis will fall off right?

Or your vagina?
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Old 08-20-2014, 06:28 PM   #5187 (permalink)
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If your penis falls off you can just tape it back on.
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Fame, fortune, power, titties. People say these are the most crucial things in life, but you can have a pocket full o' gold and it doesn't mean sh*t if you don't have someone to share that gold with. Seems simple. Yet it's an important lesson to learn. Even lone wolves run in packs sometimes.


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Old 08-20-2014, 06:29 PM   #5188 (permalink)
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Mine got bigger.

it's now 2 inches
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Old 08-20-2014, 06:31 PM   #5189 (permalink)
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Yes I would because I actually paid attention in Sex Ed class.

Casual sex doesn't mean you automatically get stds.
It increases the chance. Maybe it's just me, but I've never had unprotected sex with someone who boasted a long sexual history (not that it would make any difference, but still). Actually the only person I've ever had unprotected sex with was also someone who was a virgin til he met me. (Those were brave times - I'd never do something that stupid now.) STDs are like moldy leftovers on human beings. No thanks.
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Old 08-20-2014, 06:33 PM   #5190 (permalink)
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It increases the chance. Maybe it's just me, but I've never had unprotected sex with someone who boasted a long sexual history. STDs are like moldy leftovers on human beings. No thanks.
You were basically saying that if he doesn't have a gf, he'll catch an STD. He can always wrap it up like normal people do.

Casual sex doesn't need to be demonized like some shock PSA from the 50s.
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Fame, fortune, power, titties. People say these are the most crucial things in life, but you can have a pocket full o' gold and it doesn't mean sh*t if you don't have someone to share that gold with. Seems simple. Yet it's an important lesson to learn. Even lone wolves run in packs sometimes.


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IMO I don't know jack-**** though so don't listen to me.
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The problem is that most police officers in America are psychopaths.
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You're a terrible dictionary.
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