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Old 06-02-2014, 01:25 PM   #4591 (permalink)
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Old 06-02-2014, 01:27 PM   #4592 (permalink)
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Should have used it. I was bull****ting, my moms alive and well.
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Yeah she died of aids.
Yeah, sorry bout that BTW.
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Old 06-02-2014, 01:37 PM   #4593 (permalink)
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Yeah, sorry bout that BTW.
Should have rolled with it, I was laughing the whole time.
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Old 06-02-2014, 01:41 PM   #4594 (permalink)
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Should have rolled with it, I was laughing the whole time.
I should have. I stared at my screen for a good twenty seconds before I deleted it. **** your dead mom anyway. If she wouldn't have understood then she deserved it.
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Did batty just censor himself to avoid hurting someone's feelings??
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Old 06-02-2014, 03:22 PM   #4596 (permalink)
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Old 06-02-2014, 03:22 PM   #4597 (permalink)
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Old 06-02-2014, 03:26 PM   #4599 (permalink)
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Did batty just censor himself to avoid hurting someone's feelings??
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