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Old 05-05-2014, 11:13 AM   #4391 (permalink)
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Wouldn't that also imply that the only fingers you know exist are your own as well, thus invalidating your dreams of other people's fingers in your butthole?
But if they are in my butthole, then they must also exist in some form or another.
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Old 05-05-2014, 12:02 PM   #4392 (permalink)
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But if they are in my butthole, then they must also exist in some form or another.
Truly your intellect is as vast as your butthole. Assuming that exists.
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Old 05-05-2014, 01:57 PM   #4393 (permalink)
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Old 05-06-2014, 01:06 PM   #4394 (permalink)
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That's because in the land of the blind the one eyed man is king.
So take this ring.
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Old 05-06-2014, 02:02 PM   #4395 (permalink)
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So take this ring.
So, do we sail tonight for Singapore, or what?
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Old 05-06-2014, 04:15 PM   #4396 (permalink)
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So, do we sail tonight for Singapore, or what?
lol. It took you an hour to get that Trollheart?! I'm disappointed...

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Old 05-06-2014, 11:51 PM   #4397 (permalink)
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I think if someone is making a joke they ought throw in a smilie unless it's obvious that they are joking, and to me, here, no, it isn't obvious at all.
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**** that ****. It ruins the joke. It's like when somebody says a joke out loud and then goes, "I'm just kidding." If you need to say that, or put a smilie face up, then it wasn't a good joke and you should just finger your butthole instead.
Totally agree with this. Emphatically agree. OBVIOUS ANALOGY: Who needs an audio laugh track on TV shows to know when something is funny? Only idiots. If it can't be natural, and make you laugh at a visceral level without being told that something is intended to make you laugh, what good is that attempt at humor? Not good at all. Remedial at best.

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Old 05-07-2014, 12:20 AM   #4398 (permalink)
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Right or wrong, Trollheart's advice totally got me hooked on emoticons.
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Old 05-07-2014, 12:29 AM   #4399 (permalink)
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Right or wrong, Trollheart's advice totally got me hooked on emoticons.
How do you know about all these emoticons?
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Old 05-07-2014, 12:40 AM   #4400 (permalink)
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